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How to make a million
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Bearded anecdote: the American millionaire asked how he managed to get rich.
"Well, I came to New York - New York, looked around, bought for a dime ten rotten apples. In the next quarter, sold them for a dollar. Then he bought rotten apples ...
So I dealt with this garbage, and still if Aunt Polly did not leave me his millions ... "
Of course, a loving aunt's legacy - the surest way to improve their financial situation. However, there are still irresponsible aunt, who can offer a loving nephews unless yellowed stack of love letters and enema tube.
After securing the ownership of these touching proof of kinship feelings, the heir can only shed tears of emotion and say goodbye with a career rich slacker. But do not panic on such a grim prospect.
The most stupid thing in this situation - a curse fate for the fact that you are a descendant of the side branch of the Rockefeller family. Well, think for yourself, what joy in the possession of material goods, if they belong to you by right of birth, and you have not had the opportunity acute and unbearable desire?
Where the use of a golf remarkable abilities and talent? Besides, if you believe the fiction and Hollywood cinema, with the rich heirs constantly happens something bad: they are kidnapped in infancy, childhood tramples them mad pony in adolescence they do attempt suicide, trying to swallow a handful of burning large diamonds.
Eventually, they begin to sniff cocaine and die young from the fact that they have nothing more to want. Rejoice, arrogant and poor: in front of us is not worth any of these terrible problems. Well, who would ever think to kidnap the son of a locksmith and nurses? Is that crazy Tamara from the fifth door, to soften the shop in the wine department.
But Tamara quickly will find the district - it does not go beyond the store. Rabid horse you, fortunately, is not threatened. And with a stop overage heir honest, but poor parents would just once: it is necessary to think how to feed his wife and small spinogryzov. Thankful - it does not leave you a choice will have to be a millionaire, whether you like it or not!
Sofa DISEASE
In any case the most difficult - is to begin. In order to impress the world with great achievements, you have to at least get up from the couch. As history shows, this part of the plan is given the Russian people particularly hard. In memory immediately comes obliging folk wisdom: "a well-lived, and there is nothing to start."
I remember the great Russian hero Ilya Muromets, nalezhavshy on the stove so the muscles that, had he lived in our time, could easily lead the whole Tambov Tale ...
Stop! Do not let insidious folklore inspire themselves in the world of dreams. The cruel reality unfortunately is that the sofa can be nalezhat unappetizing except that a couple of folds at the waist and a deep distaste for life.
Of course, the couch is very comfortable to play in front of his wife play "unrecognized genius." However, the monotony of the repertoire can bore even the most docile spectators. If you do not want to bring the poor woman under the article for causing grievous bodily harm to you, it is better not to test her patience.
Especially that the prospects are very seductive. The future master of life is an interesting challenge: to shake the money out of the world, with which it, the world, it is not going to give up on such a trifling occasion, as the appearance of a beggar and another toothed insolent.
HARMFUL Advisor
First the dangers on the road to prosperity - is leadership with numerous vigorous headlines "33 ways to become rich," or "How to make the first million."
Open secret is that these benefits, with rare exceptions, writers create nepreuspevshie in worn boots, having no idea of what a fake memo or roast grouse.
Here are their crowning piece of advice: you should be patient, learn to indulge in all the years of hardship because only make you prosperous and respected member of society. Assessing the quality and style of the Russian language, which is written this unbearable trivial, gently send "33 ways" in the trash.
In this case, the damage done to you gentlemen writers, will be assessed at 10 rubles, that you spent on the purchase of ordinary-looking booklets. If you decided to really go for buckwheat soup and dandelion, you should know that the worst way to achieve anything - is to teach yourself to be content with little.
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