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How to make a million
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Man gradually gets used to everything. Anyone who consciously train themselves have cereal, doomed to eat it until the end of his days. Besides vegetable diet will be accompanied by sharp pain in the stomach, tooth decay and bad mood.
Even if we assume that in fifty years by sophisticated mockery of yourself you will be able to save the state, you take it to the treatment of depression and stomach ulcers.
On the other hand, if you take once and for all in the habit of starting the morning with a glass of "Veuve Clicquot", three tablespoons of black caviar and caresses pretty blonde, you have no choice but how to find a way to get it all. The more money you need, the more you earn their incentives.
The rich, the poor ...
What is money? Equivalent to freedom if you have them. For the poor, the concept of "money" represent the owners of mansions, yachts and Rolls Royce. The law of conservation of wealth says: if in one place arrived, then elsewhere necessarily departed.
Thus, we have come close to solving the problem: you have to convince people to part with material values for such a wonderful young man like you. On how creative you approach the solution of the problem depends on the future well-being.
First, you must decide who you're going to make sure: many poor or rich one. On the one hand, with the needy layers of population easier to deal with: they are kind, trustful as babies, and somehow in a special way reckless.
On the other hand, their credulity is a great temptation: it is known that the poor are somehow especially willingly participate in lotteries, on the last of his money in a hurry to acquire timeshare and carry their savings in a limited liability partnership.
But as it was not a great temptation, it is better to overcome, of course, if you are not going to count furtively lifetime revenue from the scam in the station toilet or run for the State Duma deputies from the Party of defrauded investors. With the rich much more difficult. Rich - the guys cautious and distrustful.
In order to persuade the oligarchs play with you in the "thimble" or at least "in the drunk," you have to, at least, to get into his home, deceiving some posts vigilant guard with video cameras. And at the first attempt you can shoot some vital organ.
No cheap tricks swindler will not help. A much more effective way - to offer their professional services to the oligarch. Your proposal can be absolutely fantastic, and the behavior of the more foolish, the main thing - that you noticed and remembered for a long time.
To achieve this goal are good most extravagant means. It is known that the fame of Salvador Dali in America began with the fact that it is a stone smashed the shop window "Tiffany." Thus a poor artist was able to offer a host of luxury shops their services on the new window dressing.
And when he set to a bath of red wine, and it planted a live beauty with emerald ring on her finger, all of New York spoke about "the great Dali."
OUR DREAM
As you know, to make a million, no big deal. Three components of success: born poor, in what does not deny, and not live like everyone else.
If you consistently observe these simple rules, we can quite quickly become the embodiment of the American dream. Alas, then you will suffer a bitter disappointment.
The American dream we need about the same as the Cadillac Seville - convertible "at twenty below. Russian dream is not to make a million, and that it could not take away.
Ghost citizen Bender, robbed and beaten by Romanian border guards on the way to Rio de Janeiro, for almost a century soars above the national oligarchy.
And yet, do not despair. As they say, each has a tricky nut threaded bolt.
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