Funny cool horoscope for the new year zodiac signs in verse

We offer you a new fun, playful, humorous horoscope for the new year for each sign of the zodiac for holiday parties, New Year corporate

Funny cool horoscope for the new year zodiac signs in verse

Capricorn

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Capricorns coming year

Ringing will claw.

Trot along the roads

Top rushes.

On the left horn - a peck of luck.

Right horn - health pud.

Luster of wool? It means,

What you will find peace and good.

Aquarius

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Do not pour water in vain, guys!

Always on the case quickly, clearly, accurately!

The exact date of the line -

That is, it is rare.

Wash the dishes more often!

And do not forget about your hands!

And in the most evil of microbial life

Fight and do not blame me.

Cool horoscope Fish

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Swim against the watercourse!

And do not let the bubbles.

At the bottom of a deep oarlocks

Sit quietly before dawn.

Save money oxygen -

He will be so helpful

In this hot bright year.

Let your dream beach!

Taurus

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Everywhere red? Very hot?

Bullfighting here! And you - the hero.

To avoid park the minutes -

Run happily home.

Mychite rare, but in the case.

Chew gum every day

Train your mind and body,

And the chase in the neck laziness!

Gemini

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The world with haste and aspirations

Tries to trick you.

Spend Life in motion,

Chew packs "Revit".

Gemini like-minded

You can quickly tell the difference.

New Year to all of you on the right

It will give joy!

Cancer

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You should not back away from happiness!

Run from all feet to it!

Passing ailments and misfortunes.

The coming year - the key to that.

Look for holes under stones,

Swing claws and a smile!

Then always be with you

Heat in the eyes, in the sound - a violin.

Funny horoscope Leo poems

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Thunderstorm forests, fields and prairies.

Shaggy lion. You are waiting for a victory!

Flee from the ridiculous debate -

They are calluses, dandruff, misfortune!

Keep your pride and love.

The leader of the pack - an important rank.

Simple things, life value.

Freedom sincere paintings.

Virgo

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Beautiful maidens half

The coming year promises trouble.

Make-up, rear kitchen,

Keep the focus for the whole company.

The male half of the mark!

Wear on the first hand!

Such courage and attack

It will take place in the clouds!

Libra

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Your arrow equilibrium

It depends entirely on you!

The harmony of the soul is always wonderful,

Baste clear accurate eye.

Scales of fate you are not kit,

When and you will not cheat.

On the contrary - the top canopy,

Will believe and love.

Scorpio poems

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In the sweltering desert and deaf

Do not get lost, scorpions!

Where to go? Forward! Hand

Tear all your obstacles.

Oasis is waiting - time value.

There prickly cactus - it is dangerous!

For those who are in the subject of the topic -

Look. And you find happiness.

Sagittarius

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In the quiver of arrows behind,

Bow in hand, in a salad, too.

Accurate Archer - you are a hero!

With Robin Hood like you!

Hitting all targets,

Feel the sweetness.

Their products - pasta,

Among the events - the joy of life!

Aries

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Do not be stubborn Very hard

But we must all endure

And every morning, Year of the Snake

More often look in the mirror.

And seeing your smile

You go into the world of fun

And do not make mistakes

Everyone fell in love with in his life.

Author Alexander Litvin

Script New Year 2015 at a school for high school students

New comic script for the new 2015 to a holiday in the school for high school students. New songs alteration, poetry, greetings, humor, competitions, merry Christmas adventure scenarios in 2015 for the celebration at the school for high school students.

Characters:

The Snow Queen
Carl Crow
Crow Clara
Gerda
Kai
Enchantress
Robbers
Santa Claus
Maiden

The scenario involves the participation of many children. The main objective of all high school students to have fun and not get bored.


Script New Adventures 2015

The ornate scene the Gerda and Kai.

Gerda: Kai, look how many people gathered, everyone is waiting for the New Year!

Kai: Yeah, a lot of people, but where is Santa Claus, they had to come back for another 5 minutes.

Gerd: I think the train is late.

Sounds Voice-over:

"Attention! Attention! Train Santa Claus is late! "

Gerda: Well, I knew it.

Kai: And what holiday? Christmas disco? It is necessary that this be done.

Gerd: Yes, you need to distract the guests that they are not bored. Come spend a contest?

Kai: Great idea!

The contest "Two in One"

We recruit four teams of high school students for 2 people. They hug each other's shoulders or waist with one hand. It turns out one free left hand, and the second right. Objective: To perform the job as if it were the hands of one person.

Setting: Lace up boots, put them in a box, then pour into the jar out of the package the flour and put in the same box. Then close the box and tied with ribbons. Who is faster still played - and that winner.

On a stage sprint Carl and Clara.

Karl: You see, my dear, Santa Claus problems, and they are fun, as if nothing had happened!

Clara: Yes, dear.

Kai: How Santa Claus problem?

Gerda: What happened?

Clara: You know that Santa Claus reindeer are sick, and they had to go by train, but they stole documents. And now they can not pass customs. There they saw the Snow Queen, caught, bewitched and driven to her in an ice palace.

Karl: What a difference we have, we can not decree customs, we quickly all cordons flew!

Kai: But what do you do? We must help him.

Gerda: To begin with, you need to find out where the robbers, who stole the documents away and return them to Santa Claus.

Clara: Yes, but they are bewitched, what to do?

Karl: We need to call our friend the witch, she will remove the spell.

Kai: But the search for the robbers have to be very fast. So let's we practice.

The contest "Who will bring"

We need 10 girls. All lined up in a row. Facilitator allows the team who first bring an object that continues to participate in the competition, and who last eliminated. So, until there is a winner.

And so you need to bring 10 rubles, 5 tokens subway right men shoes, two handkerchiefs or tissues, five men's belts, purse 3, 5 phones, 5 shirts, two different women's boots, three lipsticks, etc.

After the contest.

Kai: I think we are ready to look for!
Karl: Well, then, full of go!

Departure from the scene. At the scene the robbers ran out. Kirkorov singing the song "Disco-guerrillas."

New songs rework the script.

Once that's our company
They sent for testing
Steal documents should we
The customs office was Santa Claus

Leaving the car with pilots
We waded swamps
By the time we reached Customs
They stole everything we need

Improvisation, improvisation
This is our main course
All we had been robbed, robbed of all we
In this long time, we are lucky!

Improvisation, improvisation
This is our main course
All we had been robbed, robbed of all we

Net-net-guerrillas
Benches, desks partisans
Cool-cool-partyzany
Benches, desks partisans.

Rogue 1: It now does not take a holiday! The documents we have Santa Claus. Santa Claus with the Snow Queen, and we are now here to see prices kings! But I'm still with the documents stole a bag with gifts!

Robber 2: From you're done! So we do not have strong opponents! Or is there?

Rogue 1: What wonder, let's check!

He gets out of the bag (a bag, box) dumbbell.

The competition among high school boys, "Who is more"

At the scene of 10 cause boys. Under the cheerful music they lift the weight, who raises more times is the winner.

Rogue 1: Okay, okay. I agree, and among you there are few decent.

Robber 2: I agree! Listen, I was wondering, what's our frostbitten.

Rogue 1: Do not frostbitten and frozen. The Snow Queen has bewitched Santa Claus, and now they do not get rid of witchcraft. But let's go, let's see.

Departure from the scene, taking with them the bag. On the scene Grandfather Frost, Snow Maiden and The Snow Queen. Santa Claus standing still.

The Snow Queen: Well, Got Game? In the fairy tale they believe. Miracles promise everything, all their love, waiting ... Everything! From today, I cancel all holidays! Only the queen's me! I will command and rule! And my first order: send Santa Claus somewhere in Hawaii, let it melt and forget about them.