Funny congratulations men in verse

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Beautiful, kind, cool -

After all, you're so alone.

We would like to congratulate you

The World Day of men.

We wish you strength and happiness,

Health and love,

And prance

In life all go.

Live and Enjoy

After all, life is given once.

Often smile,

After muzhchinka - class !!!

Funny greetings in verse

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Attention and gifts

We are not too lazy to cook,

We were fast approaching

Men's World Day.

And congratulations want

You only wish

Health, happiness, wisdom,

Yes, to live - not to lose heart.

Maldives, palms, girl,

The load - Mazda 6,

Catch the congratulations,

We sincerely - not flattering!

You enjoy life -

I live for a hundred years,

Passers-by smile,

You - a ray of sun shines!

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Mood - excellent,

Health - beautiful,

Recreation - interesting,

But it is not dangerous.

His wife - a beautiful woman,

Cottage - three-storey,

Live as love,

But do not be outrageous.

Cutter, but more,

Plane in the bargain,

And with Jean Claude Van Damme

Rest in the country.

It is always an example

Another role model,

Go to the cherished goal -

Let come true desires!

Author Anna Belousova

With men's day!

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Men! Finally you

Bestowed day love and affection!

Today, you can safely

Indulge in festive affairs.

Wait for breakfast in bed,

Under an icy glass of vodka,

And to make his wife

All that have long wanted:

Go for a walk with the dog,

With instructions to take a beer in the evening,

And eagerly crave meeting

The stadium, in the rain.

And embracing her, exulting,

When "Spartacus" will miss the goal,

And bear in her arms kissing -

"Zenith" has entered the semi-finals!

A home to see replays

Under a beer with fish - bliss!

And roach on the table pounding,

Catching enthusiastic eyes.

Then, with the newspaper on the couch,

A dog on the street with his wife,

I lie and I am glad I will not deny,

What kind of man given day.

And there is no reason to be offended,

In response to any gesture and word,

I want to thank Gorbachev

Say for a holiday for men!

Should we respect the women,

And we offend them worthless,

But March 8, nevertheless,

Revenge should we somehow take.

Author Vladimir Komarov

Funny congratulations men

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Today is male, and it means,

What I must congratulate all the men!

And I wish patience, luck

And so sad for no reason!

To let go of his wife on a fishing trip!

For nothing, to not only abused!

That did not wake early in the morning

And a delicious breakfast served to you!

To socks after you get out!

To ourselves to you with intima molested!

To work always valued your home

And you are very desperate love!

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It has long been known to all the world,

That all men are like children!

Behind them always be watched

And now I'm

I want to congratulate the Day Men

Only one is not without reason!

I'm with him now live

And I know, as in reality,

What he needs me,

So, I'm very strong!

Behind him I'll be watched!

And suddenly a kiss now!

That was an obedient and Prigogine,

In man, that was like!

That, like a man on a life lived

And so I've always loved!

Funny greetings

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You're a real, true man

And on the Day of the men I congratulate you ...

Let it be a house and a car and giving

Thee I heartily wish you all!

To have pockets full of money!

To love beauty every day!

So that was not you ever equal!

And so you have always adored!

You just do not get upset over nothing!

In detail, I ask, do not have to rave about!

Often only in the life smile!

And get paid for all the work rewards!

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Today I have a generous set the table -

I put a bottle of vodka, even ...

And invite you today, they say

Accidentally dropped on the floor a plug ...

Well, because she'll get under the table

Gift for you to day men ...

And I will not lie to you,

After all, there is no reason for it!

Then you will please me in the bedroom!

To this day memorable for a long time ...

Then to you on March 8

I gave gifts very much!

With men's day!

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I do not regret a single day or night,

To congratulate your eyes!

To touch your back muscles

And take trouble, trouble ...

To the Day of men to congratulate you!

To celebrate your feats!

And, to be the most favorite

And tenderly kissing!

To say you're the best!

To wish a great success!

To many times you hug

And do not let go

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Some national holiday begins ...

Congratulate all the necessary men around!

And all the men dedicated to the celebration ...

I do not see reasons to congratulate!

For men, all the children, by God!

No women can not live a day!

And so it has happened at the end,

What a woman she is now a man!

And that we now have to congratulate

For that we will suffer every day ...

Although ... in honor of the holiday, so come on,

Congratulate and men is not lazy!