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New hilarious script on Student Day celebration in student Tatiana's Day. Indicate the day of the student's life
Moderator:
Probably everyone who has ever studied at a university, well remember the song that has become
second anthem of the student body: but not to the student body, which is taken to represent korpyaschim for textbooks in stuffy libraries, vaults, and the student body of fun, intoxicating, eternal love and the Restless! Here's how to have this hymn sounded today:
Student anthem
Here I stand on the sidelines,
I remember everything clearly
And flickers like a dream
Before me student's record-book
Here I stand, keep it,
A moment later, he dares,
Or go to the army,
Or drown!
Moderator:
- Can it be so bad! Well, I flunked the session went for a year in the army, and fight with renewed vigor!
Moderator:
- Therefore, the anthem would sound like this:
Here to serve his country,
Taking off from the university
What a hard me
To think that I'm a loser!
Moderator:
- Anyway, it turns out that it is better not to fill up the session - a more expensive! Perhaps there are some rules, observing that, be sure to hand over the session successfully?
Moderator:
- Of course, there are:
- I do not sleep in class,
- Do not wrap the sausage in the notes,
- Do not get sick with influenza,
- Do not get sick with a hangover,
- To know the teachers in the face,
- To know in what subject exam
- Know the subject of the examination,
- Be able to quickly respond to his name,
- Be able to find an audience without a navigator ...
- And much more!
Moderator:
- You probably know that many are not very responsible students write notes on several subjects in one notebook. So try to determine what items are encrypted in the combined title abstract!
1. Politosofiya ... (Political Science and Philosophy)
2. Istotura ... (History and Literature)
3. Matemaznanie ... (mathematics and science)
4. Logistetika ... (logic and aesthetics)
5. Soprochenie ... (sopromat and drawing)
Moderator:
- Yes, the delivery of the session depends on luck - remember, there is a sign that on the eve of exams need to open the window, stick it in the open zachetku and shout:
- Freebies, pliz !!!
Moderator:
- And let us remember all the signs to ensure exam success!
Moderator:
- Do not wash your hair for the whole session,
- Not to call one who passes examination, a fool,
- Mothers passing grades,
- Sleep with a textbook under your pillow.
Moderator:
- Let's all try to think of other signs, and whoever your last call option, will receive a prize!
Moderator:
- Well, that among the names of options you do not have such: a student's record-book embedded in her large bills and night rendezvous with the teacher!
Moderator:
- Well, now imagine that all examinations behind and here they are - a vacation! Since much giddy freedom and deprives the mind before the holidays need to draw up a plan of action:
- Go to her parents in the village,
- Bring the meat and potatoes,
- Meet with school friends ...
- To catch a train, and we stop the potatoes!
Moderator:
- Indeed, not a single potato student lives, all the more so in a hostel reigns the spirit of mutual help and mutual support! This means that
- Your problem - our problem,
- Your dumplings - our dumplings!
- Your clothes - our clothes!
- Summary of your - our synopsis!
Moderator:
- And it's great because the hostel and the hostel because it is that all things in common! And that means that the chances of success of each student in the school and a happy life multiplied a hundredfold!
And a happy student anthem will sound very different!
Soon session will be held,
Rent it well,
I know for sure in advance
There will be great!
Moderator:
- And it's a great excuse to have fun!
(all the verses in the script Tatyana's Day to the tune of the song "Song of the poor student")
Student disco and competitive program.
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