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Merry Miniatures and contests, scenes in the script: Student life. Party on the feast day of St. Tatiana
Take part in:
Two top
Thumbnail: Prof and student
Miniature: three girls, two young and one "experienced"
Boy and girl
Two leading - man and woman.
It sounds lyrical music
He: - Well, what is the life of a student?
She: - It is an eternal fuss and hassle, the search for materials and the necessary information ...
It is: - the right people and property ...
It - Love and money ...
He said: - It is not clear then why say that students live fun?
She: - Well, yeah, people composed of many jokes on the topic of youth and student life, let's see what it looks like, look at the audience, a dormitory and a disco ...
He: - Hush, we were in a medical university, and here, apparently, is the exam, and that's a latecomer student ....
Thumbnail on stage two:
The teacher and the student
Prof: - Why are you late?
Student - Yes, gasoline is over ...
Prof (dreamily): - likely to return to national sources, for sure transport of the future will run on water and grass ...
Student: - How's that?
Prof: - harnessed to a cart horse ...
Student - Professor, I've wanted to ask you, what is the brain drain?
Prof: - In your case, Ivanov is a strong rhinitis!
Student: - That the dean told me that I was on the brain - blonde. But the brain is gray?
Prof: - Sidorov, and why we, Russian so much smoke and drink, and the Japanese - no?
The student: - And they train and so yellow and obliques!
Prof: - This is how you would have cured people from smoking?
Student: - But do you want?
Prof (nerdy voice): - It is necessary to prescribe the pill discourages smoking ...
The student: - But I'm generally without any desire to smoke ...
Prof: - Sidorov why all the doctors when patients speak Latin?
Student: - I think that they should get used to a dead language?
Prof: - Yes, Sidorov, apparently in order to keep up with learning, you need to reduce sexual activity ...
The student: - And how better to reduce, stop thinking about sex, or stop talking about him?
Master Out:
She: - And now look at the hostel, which has become a second home for many students, this is where many girls learn to cook ...
He - and kissing ...
She: - But the famous communal kitchen ...
Thumbnail: On stage, three girls, two young and one "experienced"
Girl 1: - Girls, I have today a first date! What needs to be done to ensure that it did not last?
Girls - Baby!
Girl 1: - I've heard that in a marriage there are always problems, for example, the husband turns to the wall after sex ...
Girl 3: - Yeah, and my turns to him!
Girl 2: - But I do not know how to cook ...
Girl 3: - Yes, all the same guys we do not appreciate .... My've recently stopped eating beef. ... He says he can not eat their own kind (pointing horns)!
Go top
He said: - Yes, better to go to a disco, there is certainly no such problems ...
She: - Look, how cute!
There are two guy and a girl. It sounds lyrical music
Boy: - Let's go for a walk? (pretentiously)
Girl: - Let's go, but where?
Boy: - In the park, there are so many wonderful guys, you and I have enough!
The lights go out, club music sounds
She jerks her tact.
Guy: - Girl, you dance?
Girl: - Yes!
Boy: - Thank God, because I thought you came to the bare wire!
Leading out again
He said: - And it's true, student life is very diverse and wonderful!
It is: - a student, we can easily put up with difficulties and just as easy to overcome them ...
He - But most importantly, in these years, we are young, cheerful and full of hope for the future of the happiest! So the way it is so be it!
Block finished miniatures, contests
1. "The ball of desire"
Leading released balloons into the room in which previously were invested wishes. Who is a catch to that and get it.
2. The prize competition "Glove"
Get out a few guys, everyone is given a surgical glove. At the expense of just need to inflate the glove who cheat more, will receive a prize.
3. The prize competition "Lambada"
Two guys holding a scarf or rope at chest level, pulling, and the girls take turns to dance under incendiary music, must pass under the rope without touching it.
After each round, the rope dipped lower and lower. The winner is the one that at the lowest level beautifully manages to overcome this obstacle.
Disco unit.
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