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Funny funny anecdotes about students, exams and student life, humor, jokes
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Prof: - Today we control
Student: - you can use a calculator?
Prof: - possible. Record topic - serfdom in Russia in the 19th century.
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In the laboratory in medical school the teacher throws throws
earthworm into a flask of vodka, he gave up the ghost.
Prof: - what does it mean?
Student: - drinking is harmful, or what?
Prof: - correctly.
Throws the second worm in a flask with a dissolved
nicotine. The worm is expiring.
yet does it mean?
Student: - smoking is harmful, or what?
Prof: - correctly.
Throws a third worm in a flask with whipped eggs.
The worm lives.
Prof: - What's that mean?
Student hesitation - if you do not drink or smoke, the worms start.
Correctly?
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A student from Africa wrote a letter home: "Mom called me yesterday
As a young man. What does this mean? "
Answer mother: "Son, I do not know what that meant, but when your
My father found out that you have named a man he fell from a tree and broke his
tail "
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The student only a two holidays - New Year and every day.
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The actual ad in the newspaper in the "Jobs for Students":
"The Department for the sale of wine and spirits needed a young girl,
who is able to type quickly on a computer and write the essays "
what
Curiously, three weeks from issue to issue repeated, everyone
It is.
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A friend to another:
- Where to go?
- Yes to the medical
- on whom?
- At the pediatrician
- And that this is already taught ??
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Old Professor:
- Recently I had a dream that I read a lecture.
I wake up, and what do you think? Lectured!
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History exam. Applicant does not know anything. Prof pity:
- Well, tell us anything! For example, as the Second World
The war?
Applicant: - What to tell? Bombs around, fire, Fritz and tanks!
Tanks! Tanks!
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Entrance to the theater. Beginning students.
Chairman of the commission:
- You are familiar with the work of Bulgakov?
- Yes of course.
- I then create an image Sharikova.
Applicant enough balalaika, dashing play, howls, part of the image,
so to speak.
Chairman:
- Well, not bad, not bad ... but sing obscene limericks were not
Always and spitting on me should not have, and even shitting and peeing on the floor
At the foot of the piano even more.
Funny jokes about college life, humor
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In the campus:
-devki! Take rather cowards us now come for boys
Abstracts!
In a few minutes:
- Yes you che, stunned? With rope cowards shoot!
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On exam professor of beating a student for an hour, trying to pull
it to three. He heroically silent.
Prof wearily:
- Come on, tell me what was the lecture?
Silence.
- Well, then, tell me, who read them?
Again silence.
- Last question: you or me?
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The examination at the military academy.
Prof:
- Tell, who invented a Kalashnikov?
In response to the silence.
Prof: - there is very easy to guess, a Kalashnikov invented
Kalashnikov. I got it?
The student: - realized.
Prof: - Then tell me who invented the periodic table?
The student: - well Kalashnikov, who else.
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