Valentine's Day greetings funny humorous poems from February 14

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Happy Valentine's Day -

Day of love, passion, sex,

Kisses, meetings, appointments,

Congratulations, promises -

"Well, of course, we all buy,

Just start tomorrow!

To Mom? Well, of course, congress,

Do not sit on the ground do we! "

And cards and flowers,

Sponges, eyes, nogotochki.

All the beautiful, laughing,

All in a hurry, rush!

How much light and heat

This holiday goodness!

So we congratulate the lovers

The best feeling winged,

That now and forever

At the heart of their love blossomed!

Valentine's Day greetings

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Let the day of lovers on the planet

Fulfilling a dream of all women and men,

All the ladies in fur coats, and will be a diamond bracelet,

There is a gentlemen's luxury limousine.

One day only - man to be excellent cook,

And breakfast in bed to bring a rose to his wife,

A woman is a nurse, the captive -

And the whole day to walk only in a negligee.

So easy to please and understand each other,

And Valentin again and again reeks of heart.

Love it! Lovers, spouses -

Yesterday, today, tomorrow and always!

Funny humorous poems from February 14

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I love you more every day.

I love you, let it be forever.

And everything else - burn it with fire,

Do you and I - and the rest is nonsense,

Well, maybe one more thing on this day,

And Valentin stele with a tight,

Although this is generally only a shadow

You, me, or rather you and me.

Author Andrew Zaozerskii

year 2013

Contests for Valentine's Day, entertainment, games Valentine's Day

For entertainment, you and your friends, there are a variety of fun games and funny competitions for Valentine's Day, which will make a positive and give the holiday, the youth party more open.

If the holiday is planned to celebrate Valentine's Day in the company:

We offer you a fun contests for Valentine's Day

"Butylek predictions."

Each in turn pulls out a piece of paper with the prediction of the bottle, drawn up in the form of comic on the theme of love relationships. For example, "Soon you will find a blonde who went to a little trip" or "Your destiny awaits you in a blighted place on the letter" C ".

The contest "bottle".

Of course, everyone remembers this game. Take an empty bottle of a drink, all sit in a circle and take turns to spin it. When the bottle stops after promotion, the participant kisses the man, in which the neck of the bottle. If consecutive falls the same person each time kisses have become longer.

Cool competition "Pins".

All are divided into pairs. Guys are blindfolded and his hands behind his back, and the girls are attached to their clothes pegs in different places. Guys have to touch the music to withdraw from his girlfriend as many pegs. Wins the couple, which at the end of the competition will be greater pegs.

Entertainment "Guess the film"

According to the description of the plot have to guess the movie. For example, the description of the "Cinema of love rich girl and a poor artist, who met on the ship." Correct answer: "Titanic."

Cheerful contest "Tumbleweed orange."

She takes an orange and trying to roll it out right in the left leg Man. The winner in this is the entertainment, which will succeed on the first try.

"Cards."

Participants were given cards with letters. Quest - make and keep the card on the body, the first letter of the name that corresponds to the card. The winner is the one who can put on myself as much as possible cards.

The game "Eat candy."

In poured two bowls of candy M & M's, players are given wooden chopsticks. We need to eat them with the help of as many as possible of sweets for some time. The winner is who will eat more.

The contest "Twister."

This game is best suited for a party on the day of lovers . It is played on a white field, spread out on the floor. On the field, drew a large colored circles and attached tape on which are the parts of the body, right leg, right arm, left leg and left arm. Roulette is also divided by color. One person spins the roulette wheel and the combinations (for example: the left foot of the blue). Players rearrange the feet or hands as it should. Member retires, if he falls or when the knee or elbow touches the field.

The contest "Light strip".

In the contest of course, the girls are taking part. Each wears a gum in his arms, under breasts, waist, his feet (where usually end up stockings). These gum symbolize respectively: gloves, stockings, bra and panties. It includes a good slow music, and the girls are slowly beginning to undress, taking off the gum. The winner receives a prize and the best stripper.

Do not forget to reward the winners of the prizes - it can be sweet prizes or souvenirs with the theme of Valentine's day holiday .

If the February 14 Valentine's Day you are planning to celebrate alone together with your loved ones, help to diversify the evening game cubes. Take the 2 dice. One on each side of the body are written, for example, "mouth", "hand", "neck", and the other - the actions, such as "kiss", "touch", "bite". Then throw the "bone" and carry out what happened.

Author Alice

Humorous congratulations Valentine's Day poems

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A yubimy! On this day you

I want to congratulate me,

Let the stars light the way,

I congratulate not forget,

I'm in the house all your socks

The pair gather,

Football night I turned on,

And the beer I buy fish.

For Valentine's day has come,

And though it is not waiting for you ...

Still I love you

We will fix!

And a year later on Valentine's Day,

It is also fun and cute,

But I hope in the Maldives

Let us celebrate!

Congratulations to the Happy Valentine's Day

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The most beautiful and delicate in the world,

I want today to give a ring,

In Valentine's Day you, my darling,

Will I have fresh strawberries to feed.

Author Dosanova Veronica K.

Humorous poems

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I woke up in the morning, my head hurts,

I looked out the window, what a beautiful sight!

He scratched his head, washed and shaved.

I climbed into the refrigerator and suddenly sober.

Something very sad, dull and depressing,

Suddenly it dawned on me suddenly thought:

Today, Valentine's Day, and I forgot all,

Why yesterday with friends, I went to the bar, why?

Forgive me my dear, you are the joy and love,

I honestly promise, we'll see you again!

I congratulate you and I send Valentine,

What I'm happy, because I love you!

Beloved Friend

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You - my valentine, I do not need another.

Our friendship never dreamed pen Murakami.

I want to give you a bag Prada,

But love is unselfish - dispense verses.

Poems to a Friend

*** Well, my friend, that's all hands on deck -

This day, I believe, has come.

Flee with you skipped

For colors for baby,

Candy for Zai ...

Purse, ready? Be of good cheer.

Good thing there is in the world,

Besides the girls favorite,

A friend who will give advice

The Valentine's Day.

Congratulations Colleague

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Again, we have your job

Separated, my dear friend -

Do not be sad, come Saturday,

Bright festive entertainment.

Here ends the routine -

Together, we will be with you!

Happy Valentine's Day!

Soon I will. Output.