Jokes, jokes April 1, April Fool's Day in verse

Colleagues

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Who pays you - the idiot!

After all, you pay - a waste.

For a meager amount of work

You do not get a salary.

By then, we will send you to Siberia -

On a business trip for three years.

Then - in Yakutsk and Anadyr.

There's now a nice weather.

Take your time. Do you have a

On the charges a week.

Remember, it's all right now - ...

Gifts to the first of April!

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City or country you are,

Wherever you happen to live,

On this first day of April -

It is believed to joke.

If I say, a pharmacy

Sale of live elephants,

Smile at me, colleagues,

This day - so it is this!

Favorite (favorite)

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  Sorry. It's time to leave.

I'm leaving in a week.

  No. This is not a game,

  Just a joke to the first of April.

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I loved, early in the morning

It turned into a black woman.

The person or wipe,

Only the paint is added.

I love me so,

Do not go looking for another.

And I do not believe my words:

First, the first April Fools!

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Honey, I

Raised tail like a horse,

Ears - like an elephant,

And the top is not visible.

I'm like a zebra, striped,

As if the tiger, I mustache.

You resolutely much like to be here -

  As such love ...

Smile: guesses are correct -

This is the first of April

I do not want to scare you,

It's just I'm kidding.

Girlfriend

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I did not expect from you

What you said yesterday.

And I do not say anything in response.

  You do not want to know!

The days of our friendship flew ...

  A friend from the first day of April!

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Well, friend, look:

The tail of a cat - in front,

Ears rear, top leg,

And sits among road.

You do not believe? And do not believe,

This is our first April.

Friend

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  Frankly, I did not know at the beginning,

  What are you, my friend, in the crime.

I'll tell you more. I also zreyu.

  Since many can not.

Profit for someone - not a problem.

Rob a bank - well, also a topic.

Can be useful on a grater,

  Wielding an iron fist.

Try me, my brother, in fact.

  In the meantime - April Fools!

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Imagine: on the road

I found a tight bag,

There are dog legs

And washing powder,

And yet - the coolest iPhone

And old gramophone.

I do not believe it? Indeed:

It's April 1st!

Friends

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Friends, I paid for you to Dubai.

We will be there to carouse week.

In the meantime, I congratulate

  You and yourself with April Fools!

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Have you heard - Today

It will be a New Year celebration:

Many Christmas trees are not sold,

Because something and I said,

To balls and tinsel

To get up in the morning.

You tell me: "Do not believe?"

Today April 1!

Greetings from April 1, 2014 to the day of laughter in verse

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Do not live without humor in the world!

And without laughing - unless there is life?

Joke all - both adults and children,

One above the other so that at least hold on.

So all day, dozens of jokes

On itself will have to experience,

What would go through during these days,

Nothing can be taken seriously!

I hasten to congratulate the first of April

His friends, acquaintances and relatives,

Happy April Fool! And wait all week,

What I will call all the gags!

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Today, April 1 -

Beautiful, happy, spring,

Fun-loving, positive day,

When the joke is not lazy!

I wish you a nice smile,

Jokes come up with a beautiful,

And to congratulate all -

On the day the laughter,

Everywhere rages and reigns

And even the sun says

What is it just a joke,

And now you lucky

Chalk smeared generously back

And tear off a piece of leg.

All because the feast of laughter -

For all the joy and fun!

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On the day of the first of April

I want you all to say:

To anyone not believing

Could you play,

His friends, acquaintances,

Bystanders and colleagues.

Only new jokes,

And that laughter,

You led today to the light,

Spring warmth.

That it wishes

Dispel melancholy.

Today, it is not the place,

There are only positive.

Let this holiday laughter

Trample negative!

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Someone like Petrosian

Someone honors Martirosyan

Someone watching KVN,

With this we do not have problems.

And to make fun of the neighbors,

It's like a drink of water,

Foreigners do not understand

It helps to survive,

Humor, laughter and jokes.

How come home from work,

We are going to family

And we laugh at ourselves.

This is not schizophrenia,

This therapy,

All the happy laughter congratulations

I wish to be fun.

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This spring day,

Already that year,

Celebrates fun

All honest people.

On this day possible

Make fun of the boss,

When sharing out awards

You will be left "holding the bag."

You can play a trick

Above neighbor boldly,

In the morning an awl

The tire flew.

Raffle tried

I have a neighbor Luba,

I tell my husband

Check found on the coat.

A neighbor Luba

He says slyly:

Maybe this coat,

Waiting for a neighbor Claudia.

To deal with the husband

That was fun.

I congratulate all

Happy humor and laughter!