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We invite you to read a humorous article How not to be fooled
April 1 April Fool's Day
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That day is coming. We, the people busy and serious, it is completely useless, but there are those who call him "His professional holiday." Apparently, it is a proud ... yeah ...
How to be?
Here are a few tips to help you avoid becoming a victim of stupid jokes or clever jokes.
1. Stay home all day.
You are without risk (except for the risk of dismissal) can call work and say that sick, poisoned, overeaten ... Given the specificity of the date you run out ...
But if you are still at work - running and your lack of notice, of course, tear off all contact with the outside world. Turn off the cell phone and home phone, TV, radio, internet, water, gas and electricity.
Hide under the bed in a dark room and go out only when the clock strikes midnight. Your joke will surely appreciate. And you might even be rewarded, well, definitely be punished.
After all, everyone will be jealous that April first author and performer of the most successful lottery was you.
But jokes aside! Saving the honor and dignity of the person - the handiwork of the personality. Remember that the best defense - the attack.
2. Be wary responds to all sms and e-mail. And best of all, make a list in advance to all friends, partners, clients and organizations that through their (phone or Interactive) is locked, and the duty of a few liters ... they shed tears.
3. With great suspicious on that day to the challenges with familiar numbers. The people closest to you - the harder it April joke. On this day it is better not to wait obediently for their fate, and to ring all your contacts and monotonously read any text such as: "Hello, hello You have white at the back! "
In no case do not mess with anyone normally (with a twist, with the soul, to drive finally) appreciate inspire and podkoly so that jump to the ceiling. It is better to pass in that day bore.
4. Take care of yourself! Stock up on valerian. If you do not need - to feed the neighbor's cat. And animal joy and divert attention from you!
5. On this day should be especially wary of the information transmitted by radio and television. However, the method "by contradiction" You can believe the advertising. Politicians, again, on this day at the height, that is, on the contrary: getting closer to the people. Particularly optimistic and truly sound all their predictions and promises.
6. In the Internet the first of April is not worth to go - get lost. But the provider is not a sin and call. Inquired: "Do not Zaytsevy their name? "But something deep in the tube sticking out. And the network is: probably rodents gnawed wires. Be sure to duplicate message to the e-mail.
As you can see, in this age of information there are many ways to protect yourself and fool your neighbor. Enjoy.
And do not forget that this year, April 1, will certainly be a day of sadness and despair for those who do not remember that the healthiest in the world of laughter - a laughing at yourself!
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