Funny poems of April 1, met at the wedding with humor

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We met at the wedding -

Nearby sat down at the table,

I'm in a beautiful white dress,

He dressed as roads,

Drinking is not going to,

I have no reason not to drink -

Baba mother of the son-in-law tried,

Promised life in Paradise

For health starts -

Shaken, not worth it,

On the left, the right support -

Lose color and appearance,

And when exactly fall

The dish with Olivier person

The time to leave has come

Come the end of the end.

I did not want insisted,

In order to suit lucky

The key to happiness in his hands gave

A lock is not brought.

Maybe I would be happy

Anything key to open -

Doors have taken somewhere,

And without them, which include?

Author Eleni Kerr

Funny humorous poems or fairy tales about old trough with humor

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Something I have in my trough

I can already wash -

Elapsed edge repulsed,

So, we need to change.

On "better" is not the currency,

In "simple" no rubles

I do not like someone,

What we become merrier.

Buy old does not make sense -

Wind will blow the money,

Past debts hanging,

New Devil carries.

So I think, wonder,

Maybe the old man to the sea

Send, I know fairy tales,

Fish is good.

I pocketed the note,

That again does not nachudil,

Prove it all on the list,

That did not go three times,

The house, a car, a dacha in Gagra,

I do not forget to fool me,

Authorities I'll do differently

Who will give it "for so"?