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The head physician - the Day of the medic
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What do you want? Like every anniversary,
Officials will come and drink the firs.
We wish you a very narrow specialists.
No fools? Then call not Russian.
We have courage, and salary sickly.
That patient was silent and went into the shoe covers.
To nurse you publicly yelled,
And that the Commission did not send you to the "Feds".
Funny congratulations doctor
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We always have equaled,
Avoiding rough bribes.
We have candy shy,
And so - are thin.
Reserve threshold
Squabbles, quarrels, pain and life.
Punched his way horn
What our clan and famous.
Clean whether as cloth robe,
Strong like a champion,
And even if your salary,
As the region grows.
Happy medical nurse
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How many years have you been in the service?
Puts on a gown.
And in the morning - the wards.
Every day without winning.
Santa embarrassed Service.
In it a box of chocolates.
Grateful views grannies followed suit.
Who sent you to life along the steep path?
All the more difficult over the years to find the vein.
Millions of injections.
Not cherstveesh soul.
Human pain for years, you do not become a stranger.
Cosmetology and Spa nurses
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Medicine is now greatly expanding knowledge.
Our invented beautician "komarokusane"
Dame identity is attached to the wall clamps.
Start the bloodsuckers through a hole in the frame.
From the possibility of biting mosquitoes baldeyut,
A person younger guinea scary.
Funny congratulations from friend
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Congratulations, my friend, you are a physician
In the afternoon,
This holiday is better rewards.
I wish you this day a beer
Carry out a series of procedures.
Forgive patients you this day,
In another way today,
And the job is simple, it is somehow lazy
Coming - well, just too strained.
I wish you to relax on the river,
The patient will only let the fish.
Well, I podsoblyu by ear light
White wine hangover to die.
From friends
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Congratulations to the physician, our friend, you, doctor!
And we wish you luck
At work, your so without setbacks
And still, to make it in the family.
To come home, you're always on the clock,
And I do not lie, which, alas, was delayed,
They say the patient did very bad he was all by himself.
Well, and he tumbled to the nurse.
We wish you health, my friend, you
That it does not frighten you,
When after work cognac "Koktebel"
I drank under the head physician.
From a friend
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As now I want to get sick sometimes,
To meet with you several times.
Happy physician, cute, you
And I want to give the compass.
It's easy for a date, you can come,
And nowhere, never wandering,
For you it's out, because you're on the road
Always somewhere to climb.
And yet, Aibolit my wish
You happiness there before you.
She alone can help you
become
Hippocrates il Avicenna.
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