Funny congratulations medic

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I have a severe case,

I have some unfortunate,

Broken arm, arthritis,

Broken-off tooth hurts.

But in vain anxiety,

There are in fact medical help,

Podlechat tooth, a hand to the right,

And my health recovered.

I praise them for it,

On the "Day of Medics" congratulations,

Glory, glory ophthalmologist,

A rheumatologist, a dentist,

Cardiology, surgery,

Medicine playwrights!

Belief in eternal Dr. Dolittle,

And the recognition of infinite!

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Happy medical luminaries of medicine,

You treat and scarlet fever and measles,

Wrinkles will correct earlier easy

The disease is not passing away,

From you sore runs each,

Microbes in silence eyes closed,

A tributary of viruses in a lifetime coma

At the sight of you, they may not on another.

Thank you dear, wish you health,

After all, as no one, we understand,

Although you all know how to treat the disease,

It is much better if you do not get sick.

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I come from the village, to the market to sell,

Only knyzhka medytsynsky I was told to show

Palyklinik sent to give urine and feces,

And its skeleton without flesh on the screen shown.

Shelter sucked like vampyry, feet hit the hammer

And in the face of something we poured to differentiate amongst Lucci could.

Long ear poked fleece, Stuck wife

Many showed the letter - I do not know any.

I went back a week, a lot of box office given dengi,

And my wife is on the market it without knyzhka targaval.

Finally, I gave knyzhka, prilepili my photo,

Pachemu napisaly something that can not see and the deaf.

And on the market, I was told that podzemny transition

Our knyzhka targovali and inexpensively takes.

I decided that it slyshkom - earning hump

And kupyl knyzhka beautiful, very firm and with the arms.

Himself teper walk in robe and a hammer in his pocket,

Prinymayu gosterbayter endless stream

Assystent my Natasha, knyzhka can fill,

I stalemate on the letters to put a personal stamp.

From the village moved agromny all my relatives,

And probably a clinic soon budet me.

We have already bought the building quickly by Del repair

And all formations of padzemny transition.

Let segodnya we are tired - tomorrow budem rest

DEN WORKER MEDETSINSKY all the aul otmechat.

All kollega pozdravlaim and wishes to live long!

And that many gasterbayter prodalzhay hadyt to you!

Congratulations to the medical staff of hospitals and hospitals with the holiday, thank you for your hard work !!!

SMS congratulations medic short poems

Funny short poems for doctors and medical personnel sms

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Day medic! And we congratulate you!

Of course, we wish good health to all!

Live and work with dignity,

Let it be in medicine all is quiet!

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All descendants of Hippocrates,

The most ardent salute.

Let your holy oath

Lights in the path of life.

Let there be no grief,

Nerves do not weaken,

Without mistakes, regrets,

To work, to love, to believe!

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On the Day of medical workers

We want to be happy, contented.

Let life become a cozy patio,

And breathe more freely.

Let grow up a little salary,

And you do not get sick.

And in the fight for the health of fellow,

Be bold and do not be shy. sms

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Medic hard work,

No less medical revered.

Let be a medic,

Lucky, cheerful and removed.

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Day medic! And we congratulate you!

Of course, we wish good health to all!

Live and work with dignity,

Let it be in medicine all is quiet!

Congratulations Happy Medic

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Smile world today,

Wink to the Sun, native,

You are an employee of medicine,

Today is your holiday!

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You girly-nurses,

And it works great!

Congratulations in your feast,

We admire you!

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The doctors are not at work, by vocation,

Will let blessed undertakings

Congratulations! Happiness and health,

Let the heart be filled with love!

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About caries wise genius

Master of any dental disease,

We wish you a lot of inspiration,

On Day medic such a wonderful.

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Salaries of big money,

To all the doctors in the house carried,

And that is not showered with hot,

In your anger chief physician!

Greetings my friends doctors sms on holiday, make them pleasant

Contests on the day of the medical, gaming and entertainment

Unfortunately our government does not belong properly to the medical profession, as well as to teachers. Wages in health care workers, compared with what they are doing is insignificant. But they perform feats, saving lives and curing people. Their work really hard. Therefore, recreational and festive evening offer you a funny and interesting contests on the day medic, paramedic, games and entertainment on the day of medical worker.

It is very hard for physicians when in front of you is a man with a very serious injury, which you need to operate. Not delay a minute. Doctors are able to pull myself together and do their job properly. Doctors can safely be called heroes. In our country the Health Professionals' Day is celebrated for a long time, since the days of the USSR. He is celebrated on the third Sunday of June.

Contests on the day medic, paramedic

Honey workers are people too, they also love to relax. So on the day of their professional holiday can offer here are fun. Human organs are many, but one doctor is very hard to cope with all. Therefore, doctors are divided on the subject of their treatment. There ophthalmologist, neurologist, oncologist, surgeon, physician, and others.

For doctors neurologists can offer competition to test the nerves. Each participating are given a piece of paper that you want to break into many small pieces. The difficulty is that this should be done at arm's length, the second can not help.

For the doctor Laura is such competition that will test their hearing. Ear every uttered word (compliments) to be sent to the neighbor or to be spoken aloud. It can be not only compliments and congratulations.

To dispel boredom among the guests can spend the group competition. Two people or two teams are drafted in a circle. It includes the players. Each of the players left hand attached to the body, and on his head - a medical cap. The problem is this: you need to remove the cap with the enemy and at the same time not to withdraw his. Each shot to the head cap enemy brings players points.

Cheer honest medical company will help the creative competition. Rubber gloves are a familiar subject in the work of doctors. Do you offer medical gloves made of rubber and markers of different figures. Fantasy here is to work as much as possible.

And this competition will appeal to all. In the first line of the song to guess the diagnosis.

For example.

Dumps "My heart." "My heart stopped, caught his breath a bit and went back."

Diagnosis: asystole; Fibrillation.

Alsou "Winter Dream". "If you did not hear, then winter came."

Diagnosis: Otitis.

You can spend themed game. For example, the game "Thermometer".

The implications of this. Players are divided into teams. Hands both teams pass a thermometer (not necessarily true), which should be under the left arm. The distance between the players about 1-1, 5 meters. The winner is the team that will give the thermometer.

Current game "delivery room".

Two players are involved.

One - recently gave birth to his wife, the other - the husband and the father of the child.

Father asks questions about the child and the wife is to show all the gestures, as they share a glass chamber, do not let the sound. It's funny to watch the game when both players - men.

Congratulations to all doctors on the holiday, happy holiday to you in the evening !!!