New funny humorous poems about New Year's Eve for a party, corporate party

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We are in the evening New Year

Sit down at the table

And the annual celebration

Successfully accomplished.

We are on the table coverings

The procedure put things,

And drink with gusto,

And fun zapem.

And after the party

Find your way in the woods,

We shall go down the path

Search Wonderland.

Let us not on the road

Afraid of the dark.

Why do we do the leg?

We have a blood alcohol!

Undertakings under a pine tree

Cheerful dance.

Why do we need the summer heat?

We have a New Year!

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We meet the New Year

Songs and Dances,

Diluting dance

Stress and shakes.

That check uchinyat

Our financial resources,

That is not enough to Saturday

Entrenching tools.

Not fused report

Not enough premium,

That will come in the morning the chief accountant

In a lavender dress!

We sneaked into the reception

Himself went!

You notice letter

I personally have not forgotten?

For Santa Claus we are not in vain

Make out a pass.

On the second of January

We want a vacation!

Funny Happy New Year rabbit, cat poems for adults

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White snow sparkles ice crust at my house,

Beside him misty ribbon rabbit tracks

Is it a wolf angry frightened rabbit,

Whether we mellifluous verses Tiutchev wrote.

A fluffy yellow rabbit in the New Year

Monogram trace looped deprived us of adversity.

He took an oath on our luck and enchanted

Soft golden paw he wrote to us,

What wants to light in addition to all-girls Refresh

To firm and elastic was ... well as carrots.

To "tabs on top" were men,

We never get tired from all causes.

For kids - both krolchatki, will look - and already ...

That it was the sweetest your negligee.

To bred money ... like furry beast

To them, you shared better than now.

To allow more health always,

That there was no sadness ... well, ever ...

For soft, warm, gentle as a rabbit down,

The whole year we had lived through, capturing the spirit!

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Here comes the new year!

And what kind of animal we have out there? Cat?

So, my good old friend,

Hammer on everything and everyone around you:

For all the problems and hardships,

Rudeness, rudeness, bad weather,

And whether a cat - white, stately,

Fluffy and calm important.

Met territory and pussies

Fight for a kilo of sausages.

Do not put the lives of gray cross,

After Vaska listens, yes eats!

New poems about life, Christmas Ball, women and wine

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I was invited to a meeting,

Friends suddenly started ball.

About fabulous friendly evening!

And I have not slept in anticipation.

Oh, women, dresses and waltzes!

They whirl white wing.

Her delicate sensitive fingers

As for me under the table.

What was the nemesis!

I would have died at her feet.

Cheap pain and resentment

Pierced me like a sword,

When she pulled her hand

And if leaving prison

No sight, no gesture, no sound,

Without a word he escaped him.

Romance marvelous century -

Lipstick, perfume, all that ...

My charm is not it,

I am attracted to another:

No edge, no cheeks, do not sponge -

Wines golden potion.

Flying gilt goblet

His golden hangover.

I was invited to a meeting,

Friends zavarganili ball.

About fabulous friendly evening!

And I have not slept in anticipation.

On the ball I met such

What once was sweating at the ball.

Ball I was very pleased,

But the morning spent on the floor.

Funny toast on New Year's poems

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I raise a glass to the intensity of love,

I raise a glass for denzhatok bag

I drink to caress, I drink for the fairy tale,

For the dream of beauty.

May you be happy mountains

Let the tomatoes do not fade.

The pressure is not skipped

And good luck to not sleep.

Author Xenia Chuzha

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Let's raise our glasses

For a New Year of the Snake!

Let this year will certainly

Always around us luck!

Let the sun shine brighter,

Let grow wild flowers,

Luck let us smile

Amid the bustle of the weekdays!

Let us love one another,

Let's be friends with each other!

Let the humor will be our friend

And the easier it will be to live!

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Happy New Year congratulations

And raising their glasses,

For luck drink,

All wish patience!

After the morning the first day of

Zabol suddenly head

We drink for everyone to know,

Where "tablet" lay in store!

Funny toast

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To money in the house,

Like snowflakes in January,

Happiness, joy, health,

Feast of the mountain on the table !!

That you were happy friends -

In the hour of the day and hour of the night!

For stable salaries

I propose a toast to your own!

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In the New Year I wish you guys,

Be strong for your wife's wall

To banknotes in his pocket were carried out,

To the family reigned eternal rest.

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I'm sitting on pins and needles all

In the house decorate the Christmas tree.

Santa Claus let smazhet skiing,

Cards close to the house.

My neighbor comes with mushrooms.

Mother-in-law, as always, with pancakes.

Santa Claus sit down with us,

We gave him the salami.

Gave him a salad,

It will be full and rich.

Here's to us for our happiness!

We wish all in bad weather -

Prosperity and success,

But put down for it!

For the new year !!!

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I would like to raise a glass and I wish all to be a snowman.

They never lying, always with red nose, but sober.

Let's take example from them and we will sober up in the cold)))