Humorous poems congratulations motorist drivers

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Day motorist comes

And on this holiday, let your car

Until tomorrow under the porch resting,

After all, it is necessary to drink a hundred grams now!

For a flat not battered road!

With few breakdowns along the way!

To DPS were not too strict

And was able to find a fellow traveler!

That there is less traffic jams, stop!

For that you do not exceed the speed!

That driving focused, agile

You did not break the rules forever! ..

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I now prohibited methods

I'm not going to use no!

Happy motorist right at home

You'll now Congratulations!

And wished that the iron horse

In a way you never be summed up!

That is not waving a rod depeesy

And that the machine gently led!

That rules is never compromised,

You're caught driving a huge buzz!

To the car was not tired!

And was obedient wheel in your hands! ..

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Congratulations motorists

In this wonderful holiday.

And speshimPozhelat car quickly,

But do not disturb mode.

Traffic lights will let a kind

Let always gives the green light.

And the receiver - the best songs

Let give a festive bouquet.

In general, to beautifully ezdilos

In the expanses of Mother Earth,

With the breeze exciting, playful,

With the sun, serious, taciturn

And comfort, Russian-patient,

However, they can only give a Lada!

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Happy Holidays! Good luck

On the roads, and all the way!

Let the enemy at a meeting with you cry,

And always strive to get around!

Suppose gasoline is not too expensive,

"Diesel" not afford to let the beats,

But the iron horse - only grows stronger,

It is true even if the goal is always lucky!

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We wish to motorists

Goodness, love and all the best!

Let there be a way to free, clean,

Less congestion, scrapes!

Let the traffic lights do not fail,

In a way though rarely slow down.

Well, in the road, complex disputes

Let always support my friends!

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Congratulations, driving enthusiasts,

Professionals, craftsmen,

Residents of the front seat,

Unfamiliar with the word "fear"!

Take urgent requests

From friends: Godspeed!

And yet, to the disappointment

In your heart is not able to enter!

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Happy Holidays everyone who knows how to hold on

Hard to drive on the roads of daring!

We wish you shall never surrender

And take this Russian extreme!

Author Helen Fisher

Congratulations to motorists on a holiday !!!

Funny congratulations verses motorist

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Happy motorist, my dear friend!

  With a wonderful holiday all car owners!

Let the luck you your iron horse,

  That did not have to ride the subway!

Let there be no nail you, no wand!

  Let the road spreading evenly ...

  I wish that the traffic police on the road have disappeared,

  Of the cities, the villages and the countryside!

To come up with such rules,

  What is allowed to ride all everywhere!

  And that was fine small

  In this chaotic driving! ..

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  Today will be the most glorious holiday!

And with him, I congratulate you ready!

  I know you're behind the wheel as a prankster

  I spend a lot of days and nights!

And on this day, I wish you,

That has been true to you my car!

Happy motorist congratulations,

That in no way did not stop!

That you were driving like a fish in the sea!

To blissed out on a life on the road!

  To buy second cars soon

  And there was no anxiety at all in the shower!

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Who is very fast,

Overtaking pedestrians?

Well it's motorists!

They - a separate breed:

They have their own words and gestures,

They and their rules!

They're fast, and though you burst,

Leave us well behind!

Today we congratulate you

And we wish you the wind.

When we respect each other -

We all have time for!

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Happy Motorist

Today Congratulations!

And if artists

We give you the way!

Live - not tuzhite

And be merry,

But take care of foot

On all routes you!

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Your wheels - your legs,

You live alone, you dear!

But just remember - do not forget,

The end has a way to go!

And because you want:

You trips directly, not over the edge!

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To the tires had smaller bands,

That pedestrians have not brought to tears,

To be subjected to any distance,

Be careful on the gas pedal PUSH!

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We congratulate the happy motorist

Those who are not afraid of the road,

Those who tends to the horizon,

And those who are not ashamed to speed!

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Motorists across the country,

We congratulate you today together,

We wish you on the track and on the road

We are respected because we respect you!

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Look back - there canvas

And look forward - there is so bright!

A look to the left - in the same ditch,

That's where something certainly happiness is not present!

We wish you only go forward,

Well, you can, back! And maybe you are lucky?

But only toured the ditch side,

Once there, you'll be very sick!

All car lovers with a holiday !!!

Scenario Day motorist competitions, celebrations

Day motorist celebrate the fall, on the last Sunday of October. Also dedicated to the holiday feast, although motorists and non-drinkers in this professional holiday is desirable to add an interesting entertainment program for the guests.

To do this quite a bit - hall decorated accordingly, leading and fun script to the day of the holiday motorist, congratulations, poems, games, humor, competitions on the day of the motorist.

The room can be arranged in the style of Formula 1, which is a mandatory attribute of checkered flags. You can print from the Internet Funny pictures associated with motorists, and traffic police cars. If possible, you drag a few tires that place on the territory of the hall.

Day motorist scenario of holiday

Because the script provides all sorts of competitions and quizzes, the prizes are required. Buy cheap memorable themed trinkets: aromas for cars, toys hanging on the rearview mirror, towels for salon, car shampoo, key chains, automotive subjects, condoms (for the first aid kit is, of course) and other trifles.

You can start the evening Welcome and congratulations in the verses on their professional holiday.

Leading :

Hello friends, we are glad to see you all!

But you're all here today, remember?

Not really what you are going to drink hard?

For that whole year all did not drink at the wheel!

Well, ladies and men!

Then I tell toast drink for friends -

For our faithful, that is, behind the machine,

Raise glasses, gentlemen, hurry !!!

Then in the hall sound is heard police sirens and Rublevskoye inspector appears with the words:

- Violate, citizens are being violated. Present dokumentiki! (Inspector suited to each of the guests and asks to see a driver's license. Who does not have, in order to output the center of the room for the competition).

Contests on the day of motorist

For the contest, men and women need at least three pairs. In the center of the hall put two chairs side by side - a makeshift front seats of cars. The competition is under the appropriate music to get in the car and ride it with a breeze on his girlfriend.

As a rule, the participants include all his acting skills - a virtual open door, they rule, are jumping on the pits on the roads, factories, or forget to have a car.

The young ladies at that time also try as much as possible ridiculous to portray his behavior during a trip by car: smoking, talking on the phone, lipstick, push the driver's side, and the like. Win the one who will funnier. Music for all to be different, but in the automotive theme - "I sit in a convertible" Assumption, "Black boomer" Sergei, "Your wintergreen nine" Combinations.

After the winner all return to the feast, and after a few minutes in his process. Guests are invited to participate in the quiz.

Road Signs Quiz

Inspector Rublevskoye checks on knowledge of the guests of road signs.

This marks must be quite unusual, but such that it is possible to guess. For example: "Beware of the corner blond", "traffic police in the bushes" or "Entry forbidden after 3 glasses."

Come up and you can draw anything. It depends on the sense of humor and imagination of the organizer. Versions of the responses are very diverse, and the entertainment.

Competition for Women Car Brands

Then you can hold a contest, which involved only women, but men are watching and having fun. The idea is to guess the brand of cars on the icon. The most intelligent lady will get the main prize.

You can hold a contest "Catch the tail inspector"

To participate call four people and inspectors Rublevskoye. Everything will melt each other and come from behind around the waist of the previous party. The most recent is the inspector, to which is tied a striped tail, the color of his working tool.

It includes a quick music and entertainment begins: Front participant must chase the inspector, trying to grab it by the tail, and he tries to dodge. At the same time, in conjunction between them, holding tight and letting go of for a moment, move three more participants. It's not as easy as it sounds, but it is very fun and funny.

Day of the motorist, as well as any other holiday, it happens only once a year, so it should be fun to celebrate and so memorable. The more funny games, competitions, warm words and laughter, the more likely that the holiday will turn out well.

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