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New funny and comic script celebrations, corporate parties with leaders and colleagues at work on the day of trading.
Verses and congratulations to all the staff workers, contests, humor and song adaptations in comic scenarios for a holiday dedicated to the day of trading.
The script participate: Leading girl manager, merchandiser, -samozvanets Auditor and Auditor present.
Moderator:
Dear colleagues! Today we have gathered to have fun to note in our friendly team our super professional holiday Day trading! I heartily congratulate all of this wonderful holiday and give the floor to our head ... (name).
Head sums up briefly spoke about the achievements, and thanked the staff wishes all a happy holiday trade and rewards the best employees of the company.
Oration, flowers, gifts, awards, medals and souvenirs can be prepared in advance if desired.
Further, employees of the company to thank and congratulate the head. Congratulations, you can choose here from day trading directors, supervisors.
On this solemn part of the script ends and begins entertaining part.
On the scene manager (woman) and merchandiser.
Manager:
Lord! We were going Examiner!
TAvarAved (raykinsky, wearing a cap):
Some such Auditor! Rest will not give!
The auditors, Trésor, pattern ... And even if so - let him go! We are all clean!
On the scene Auditor -samozvanets, beautifully dressed.
Examiner:
Here I am! Not waiting, sir? Very nice table set! Life is good! With some of these profits, kindly inquire?
TAvarAved:
With trade allowances, dear man. And you yourself, then where? So we dressed up like in opera singing.
Examiner (sings a song to the music of "I - water", m / f "Flying Ship"):
I - Inspector, I - Examiner,
I did not expect here. Shame!
I am a prominent swollen belly.
I'll take a pocket on the fly!
(Fu! Bribes - is disgusting!)
Oh, my life - tin ...
Oh it in the swamp!
I live like a toadstool.
And I fly, I fly,
And I want to fly!
TAvarAved:
I said from the opera!
Manager:
Report to bear? You annual or quarterly?
Examiner:
What a dirty hints? (whispering) Announce the entire amount, please!
TAvarAved:
SlYushay, Daraga tAvArYch! Tell me directly what you want? You want - black caviar there, you want - there are red, white bottom, black top, forty-second - most running - everything!
Examiner:
I'm ready to make concessions,
Seeing the good deeds!
(whispering to the Manager)
The script contest.
The manager announced that cranky guest wants to know how attentive congregation. It should be 10 seconds on computation (on a tray) to find the moved object. All small items - about 20 pieces. Objects of the order referred to and shown. The order and the number of items for 2 trays the same way.
From the audience called for 2 people. During the movement of the subject participants are blindfolded. The winner - the prize (handle, cake and so on.)
(Gogol's The Government Inspector at the time of awarding the snitch is trying something out of the calculations, but do not go unnoticed)
TAvarAved:
Yes, you - rogue! It can be seen!
And we - honest here! Oh, sorry!
Thu-you! Daraga! A Walk-ka you past the turnstile of magnYta! Back and forth, back and forth!
(Auditor runs, magnetic turnstile zoom furiously)
Inspector extracted from the pockets of almost all of the items from the previous contest.
Manager:
I propose to count losses! Competition for the best accountant. Wishing, I come yourself! Or will force descended on the scene!
The essence of competition.
As we feast day trading, you need to remember the value of goods at the hearing. Their show, announce the price. Contestant must mentally add up all the numbers. Double digits around 10. Depending on the success of the event and can be counted again, but with the other contestants and other "goods". Award winner - according to the results.
TAvarAved:
We kalkulAtArAv not necessary,
When these images are!
And you tAvArYch, need to be seen
In a year or two on a chair to sit down (to the Inspector)!
Pseudo Auditor seated on a chair.
Manager:
Let us not quarrel! After all, a holiday!
Walk and sing, honest people!
And you (to the Inspector), my friend, a great prankster!
It seems not honest and miser!
Examiner:
I demand! .. I have a book of complaints
Rewrite along, across!
You do not hurt and sting
Stuck in my beautiful side!
I vytrushu denzhischi of you!
Dumb be you!
Who is not necessary, but is looking for something,
He goes to the pockets and money!
Manager:
Dumb scene threatening? Yes? Attention! We were going real Examiner!
(Auditor impostor freezes in a ridiculous position)
This Examiner:
I - like Father Christmas in the summertime!
But it happens in our holiday.
The performance - a counterfeit coin.
We order: no disappearances!
Goods carry on the shelves.
Full Labasa flights. Stop everything!
There are scarce pins.
I do not hide them and I do not eat.
Away from the trading floors!
I do not need a previous deficit!
I did not mnogoslovlyu:
Available slides worth.
All congratulations! For wealth
We heartily thank!
And even more: you have to pull
And I respect and love!
The script festive meal, which can be carried out with a competition for the best or funniest toast. Toast to the day trading can be selected here. Winners will be awarded prizes.
During the breaks are held dance competitions, songs to day trade, festive disco dancing.
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