Funny cool horoscope in verse on the new 2014 Taurus for the entertainment of guests, celebrations, corporate parties, birthday humor.
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For centuries in Europe
And finally in Russian -
Guides horoscope
AT
seh under the signs Taurus.
Year fourteenth soon
Cook for calves
Impressions whole heap
And get rid of debt.
In January, the bulls course
Waiting for good luck and peace ...
There will be internally and externally
For the whole year to save the mood!
In February, on the personal front
It is planned to confusion -
You will be advised of repair
And born toddler!
In March, all goes to the new:
Would you want to sleep,
And your baby will again
Day and night screaming!
Until April is bad,
And then on the contrary -
Waiting for a miracle bulls in April
Operations will take you to the turn. -
Awards business trip,
Commercials on two weeks! ..
Just be careful not mount
Get on the head.
In May, again quiet, smooth ...
But do not drink beer;
Caution And with sweet
We must be more careful!
In June of healthy life
It takes time to pay,
Do you smoke will not be superfluous,
But I have to stop drinking!
How to take place in July - it is not clear -
Stars do not find an answer ...
So is everything is fine,
And you do not need advice.
August consolation for the bulls -
Your baby grows up ...
And now for you in the "reward"
I wound up under the floor Mouse
In September, my mother would come
For you to stay for a month ...
Stars say stubbornly,
Which again start to drink ...
In October, you will find a gift -
Buying you a car ...
And now to collect certificates
You will pass many miles! ..
In November, under the floor of the Bat
You end up annoying ...
Only the roof is leaking continue
And a broken bed! ..
In December, everything will be resolved,
Things will get better, will be held ...
The main body-mounted
To survive in this year!
Cool horoscope in poetry in 2014 for Taurus
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And the stars are favorable again
And this time, promise Taurus
Emotions just millions ...
And your horoscope drawn.
January Taurus will have to miss
All month - no problem ...
Love will return to you old
And vanity will, and meanwhile
Please purchase again in February
The loan will take you imagine a car!
For the price you get a wrap
And you will realize that it is not!
All Taurus in March will be -
Travel, metushnya ...
But forget about the rest -
Come to visit all relatives!
In April, the stars say
What will rise suddenly chic
Everything began to respect you
And in the privacy of luck!
And in May, found out at once,
What you're fired, alas ...
You finally say a phrase,
What you are living is not right!
June all in search of work,
It will help the Internet ...
While you will not understand,
What you need are no vacancies!
July - debts and promises,
Search Works, vanity ...
Then special attention
You look at the cat!
Decide to do in August
You are in private practice their ...
Then you have to try
And choose a more modest area!
September will delight income -
Now you breeder of cats!
Your cat some kind of rock
Income brings no words!
You in October, long ringing,
Decide nice rest!
And having gathered a suitcase of things
Go on a long journey!
November and again please
Come to visit the family! ..
But you do not say a word
And a cat to eat with your friends!
December will sum up
And in its place ...
Let the wolf now fed legs
A cat brings you a regular income!
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