Horoscope for Capricorn in 2014 comic
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Do you really want to know,
What do the stars can predict?
Today Capricorns flattering
Presented horoscope wonderful!
And now, without delay
Down chase the shadow of a doubt!
Without preparations and without trial
Catch accurate horoscope!
Capricorns in January
Problems will be in the yard!
Parking will occupy
This will be annoying!
Signalku under the window shouting
Stronger than the neighbor's cat!
Do you get tired of it soon
And you put up a staircase!
And in February, as an activist
You appeal to the whole sheet
Begin anxious to write,
Entrance to decide to sign ...
Then start metushnya -
Running around the office ...
Seal again and excuses
As in the good old saying goes.
But in March, all will go better -
Will you fortune
The car is stolen neighbor
And stop your troubles!
But the neighbor's cat scream again,
He used to shout March!
And to be able to sleep,
We'll have to buy a cat ...
In April, a cat to cat
Led you in the morning ...
Satisfied cat and screaming
Now you sleep at night gives ...
You will vacation in May ...
And your horoscope says
What do you resort to blows
And the rest will be the first grade!
In June, you will return home
And suddenly plunge into the work!
And after the sea without a doubt
As you will have plenty of experience!
Exactly brag to friends
Once again, already firmly decide,
What a year once again resort
But the month is over and here
For you, July brought a surprise ...
There is no time for jokes! All seriously!
After your cat Okoth
The cabinet thus settled ...
Now kittens screaming already ...
Do you have enough sleep,
But kids will be sorry
(That's only used up quickly)
Do you have hard in August -
Kittens tormented poor things:
The apartment space is not enough,
And you do they interfere.
And you, thinking of such "goods"
Carry more on the market,
You will learn that happiness is,
It is in fact close, right here!
You never know: your cat
Thoroughbred on a little bit,
And when mixed breeds
You rarely succeed litter!
You will be able to kittens in September
Sell for so many that try
I had to work for five years!
Now there is no problem with money!
But in October, a neighbor machine
His find could stealing!
And he, unscrupulous man,
It will adjust the threshold of a ...
And in November, as the night comes
She did not stop screaming ...
The cat and you have psychosis!
It remains only to solve the problem:
Buy this car at once
And it split to pieces ...
On this, the good, the money is
Do not feel sorry for wasting them on the spot.
A cat again Okoth
And new business Weathertop ...
In short this is the year
All Capricorns are lucky!
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