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Star again suggest
And he decides - man!
Only the stars know exactly
What are we preparing for a century!
Here today deciphered
It was a mandate from space!
Horoscope has been prepared for
The sign of Cancer, this time!
In January in cancer will
At work metushnya ...
The boss is likely to forget,
You pay raise!
In February you travel
Very distant promise -
Seminars suddenly and congresses
Visit everything!
In March - a major purchase
And the room moving ...
Rash acts
It will be so much that does not count!
All will be quiet in April,
Only the old love
Will often disturb
And spoil cool blood.
May start nervously -
The bathroom tiles will disappear ...
Crack in the kitchen window sill
From water pipes explode ...
Your new apartment
Turned upside down!
It is a pity that not enough money
On a good private house!
As of June to Rakov stars
We prepared a surprise:
At once will dream to come true,
Fulfill every whim!
And in July, once again the drama,
And with neighbors scandal:
To break through the water from the tap -
Flooded everything in the basement!
August in debt you will have to live,
To pay for the repair ...
Cancers in August itching
Save up for new home.
In September, everything will be better -
The lottery will ride ...
Fall fortune -
It will bring a lot of money!
In October, long ringing
Crayfish will feast ...
And will continue to decide how
Its budget group!
In November comes stability -
Boss Prize you succumb ...
The house - purity, sterility,
A friend would give their last respects ...
In December, you will find a confession
Very bright in love ...
In short, the end of the year
It will be cool, dammit!
Funny horoscope for the zodiac sign Cancer
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What the coming year promises to cancers?
Year of the Horse - it should be zealous,
Someone pushes it to a foam,
And someone will be quiet and not hubris.
The horse-herd, hermits do not like,
Dislikes also move backwards,
Those cancers mane he does not prigolubit,
Who is hiding from the noisy life glad.
Intrigue throw it to heighten the fun,
But the bold and decisive finds
And the means and pretext for a housewarming,
Who will bring someone and planted.
Peace cancers, he promises,
Twelve months will cause them to suffer
Life is hectic, but displays the curve
At the end to the top - to be a reason to sing.
Those cancers who pass all the tests,
He generously and regally reward,
Will present the new declaration of love,
And to them from enemies reliable strong shield.
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Horse blue wooden
On marvelous fantasy zealous
Cancers will amaze the whole year,
On the fate and the lives of their influence.
Those who are committed to service beyond measure,
Horse in mountain lift career
Podsobit the top of the climb,
But do not tell you how to stay there.
For those who loves to flirt carefree,
The horse will give a new impulse to the heart,
There are crabs welcome, loved,
But the boom treason vulnerable.
Stern cancers, stingy retrograde
Blue Horse is not happy
This will only quarrel with everyone,
And in the family and the service problem.
Lean crabs get
From horse different case
The house is gorgeous, buy a car,
If the funds have been able to accumulate.
Those who are eager to distant lands
See how live monkeys,
As coconuts, bananas grow,
In a foreign land only find trouble.
It is best not to rock the boat with cancers places
To refrain from further trips,
Holiday cottage devote his,
And radishes grow in the beds.
Those who are unbearable to the altar,
Horse Blue will finally
The chance to find your soul mate,
Removes the competition out of the way.
On the topic of health,
Rakov who is given with love
In the hands of a wide variety of doctors,
So shake of his life,
Horse blue will be protected,
And do not give completely laid up,
But those who lived carelessly,
Who analyzes proc not give up,
Horse hoof can substitute -
Send in a hospital bed,
And to them in the mainstream of life return,
The resort will have a rest.
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