Cool comic horoscope Cancer for 2014 in poetry

 Cool comic horoscope

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Star again suggest

And he decides - man!

Only the stars know exactly

What are we preparing for a century!

Here today deciphered

It was a mandate from space!

Horoscope has been prepared for

The sign of Cancer, this time!

In January in cancer will

At work metushnya ...

The boss is likely to forget,

You pay raise!

In February you travel

Very distant promise -

Seminars suddenly and congresses

Visit everything!

In March - a major purchase

And the room moving ...

Rash acts

It will be so much that does not count!

All will be quiet in April,

Only the old love

Will often disturb

And spoil cool blood.

May start nervously -

The bathroom tiles will disappear ...

Crack in the kitchen window sill

From water pipes explode ...

Your new apartment

Turned upside down!

It is a pity that not enough money

On a good private house!

As of June to Rakov stars

We prepared a surprise:

At once will dream to come true,

Fulfill every whim!

And in July, once again the drama,

And with neighbors scandal:

To break through the water from the tap -

Flooded everything in the basement!

August in debt you will have to live,

To pay for the repair ...

Cancers in August itching

Save up for new home.

In September, everything will be better -

The lottery will ride ...

Fall fortune -

It will bring a lot of money!

In October, long ringing

Crayfish will feast ...

And will continue to decide how

Its budget group!

In November comes stability -

Boss Prize you succumb ...

The house - purity, sterility,

A friend would give their last respects ...

In December, you will find a confession

Very bright in love ...

In short, the end of the year

It will be cool, dammit!

Funny horoscope for the zodiac sign Cancer

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What the coming year promises to cancers?

Year of the Horse - it should be zealous,

Someone pushes it to a foam,

And someone will be quiet and not hubris.

The horse-herd, hermits do not like,

Dislikes also move backwards,

Those cancers mane he does not prigolubit,

Who is hiding from the noisy life glad.

Intrigue throw it to heighten the fun,

But the bold and decisive finds

And the means and pretext for a housewarming,

Who will bring someone and planted.

Peace cancers, he promises,

Twelve months will cause them to suffer

Life is hectic, but displays the curve

At the end to the top - to be a reason to sing.

Those cancers who pass all the tests,

He generously and regally reward,

Will present the new declaration of love,

And to them from enemies reliable strong shield.

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Horse blue wooden

On marvelous fantasy zealous

Cancers will amaze the whole year,

On the fate and the lives of their influence.

Those who are committed to service beyond measure,

Horse in mountain lift career

Podsobit the top of the climb,

But do not tell you how to stay there.

For those who loves to flirt carefree,

The horse will give a new impulse to the heart,

There are crabs welcome, loved,

But the boom treason vulnerable.

Stern cancers, stingy retrograde

Blue Horse is not happy

This will only quarrel with everyone,

And in the family and the service problem.

Lean crabs get

From horse different case

The house is gorgeous, buy a car,

If the funds have been able to accumulate.

Those who are eager to distant lands

See how live monkeys,

As coconuts, bananas grow,

In a foreign land only find trouble.

It is best not to rock the boat with cancers places

To refrain from further trips,

Holiday cottage devote his,

And radishes grow in the beds.

Those who are unbearable to the altar,

Horse Blue will finally

The chance to find your soul mate,

Removes the competition out of the way.

On the topic of health,

Rakov who is given with love

In the hands of a wide variety of doctors,

So shake of his life,

Horse blue will be protected,

And do not give completely laid up,

But those who lived carelessly,

Who analyzes proc not give up,

Horse hoof can substitute -

Send in a hospital bed,

And to them in the mainstream of life return,

The resort will have a rest.

Cool comic horoscope Leo verses on the new 2014

 comic horoscope Leo

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There are the stars of the same value -

Horoscopes everybody calls.

So they predestination

Familiar to always find!

At this time about Leo dignity

And it is clear to whisper

Stars could literally at once,

To create a horoscope!

On January predicting stars

Very strong bias:

Lions are coming and tears

And laughter overdose!

Born in February plans

Get yourself a car loan ...

After buy - can not afford

And napryazhno save ...

March first, please -

In the privacy of all ok!

And then five deceive

You some kind of Aquarius.

In April, do not make plans,

Horoscope says so;

All of them can not afford -

You still pay the loan!

In May you decide to visit

To go to the relatives for the day ...

Get ready for a lot of anger

Will you for your laziness! -

You will be asked in the garden

A couple of hundred to dig,

Then lift gates,

And for the tractor to drive ...

Word from the family in the village

You escape failed! ...

Only in June will certainly

Again, I have to live apart!

On June crazy plans

Stars will build for you:

Visiting rides Uncle Vanya

Will soon ... an hour ...

You take it would be happy

Only the stars say

What is he, this reptile

Still it is necessary to look for ...

And in July, Uncle Vanya

However, you have to live,

And huddle on the sofa

Together with him and drink beer.

August immensely pleased,

And the silence in the apartment ...

Stars say maybe

We must sweep away the dust from the window ...

By September, you suddenly get fired ...

There is nothing to repay the loan ...

Poverty is native to chase -

With them, you have to live!

In October, come luck

And in the affairs of a huge rise:

You inherited Uncle cottage

In the perepadet!

In November, will repair,

You work one finds ...

Again, the loan would have to

On the car to take a year!

In December comes stability -

In his personal life - everything is OK!

Star is not exactly wrong,

Eh ... probably would have gone a year!





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