Cool Gemini horoscope for 2014 humorous poems

Funny cool horoscope in verse on the new 2014 Horses for Gemini

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Stars now supportive

And now, in the end,

Prophesied worthy

Horoscope for Gemini.

In January, the joy of the plan:

A whole month without worries ...

Last year's fatigue

By the end of the month will take place!

In February, the nightmare and horror,

Stars say for sure,

What have strongly tuzhas,

Everyone in the world to help out:

The duty to give rescued from drunkenness,

Cat generations take ...

In short, you of permanence

Do not have dreamed of!

In March - a major purchase

Waiting rich twins!

Incidentally, this jacket is

Of the known samples.

All work will be in April

Tirelessly twins ...

But the place is fornication -

In a word - again, well done!

There they will spin the novel,

And it happens to them again

(If the stars do not make a joke)

Real love!

May will delight success:

Finally likes five

Through various social networks

You get to assemble!

As of June big plans -

Vacation, holiday, garden ...

A trip to the sea, strange

But not in the plans goes to the stars!

All will be held in July in the discus -

Home, work, garden ...

Will you give a promise

What about next year

Roll up the asphalt

Summer all your site ...

And then build a hut

You decide exactly here.

August - the month of turmoil -

Visiting relatives traveling to you!

Without warning, right

The whole huge family!

In September, the family will be decided

What time to go home to jerk!

You will start to have fun -

You will be able to relax.

In October, they'll tell you straight,

What are you waiting for the baby!

Life will improve and chat

I became very good!

In November, will repair,

At work - all about * Okay ...

Visiting family will return again,

Bring along friends.

In December - sports,

Plus end repair ...

This is just such a horoscope

Twins bestow year.

Cool horoscope in poetry in 2014 for Gemini In the year of the horse

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Air, light as an element,

In clear air prevails,

And chases waves Blue

And in the sky lit by an asterisk.

The very fickle Mercury

Bless Twins:

In the year of the horse racing on the circle

In the world of sun, light and colors.

Someone with pleasure marries,

Someone famously planted,

All the cool life of variables

But no one will not fail!

Gemini Horoscope

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Galloping horse somewhere in the heavens,

While waiting for his fate.

Twins can not sleep.

In the clouds

They rush in the glow of passion.

Expect light and heat,

But the rain will be poured from a height.

If in friendship they find themselves,

Gromyhnut thundering storm.

And love them exactly lucky:

Their love will raise galloping.

Among the stars with the hope will carry

And dropped in a turbulent river.

If you're lucky

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If the Year of the Horse would be so kind,

That lucky Gemini:

Friendship, career, luck, love -

The horse in the saddle bring.

If the Year of the Horse would be angry,

That twins Activity:

They will enchant Mercury then,

Short plexus hands.

It will give them a smile, warmth,

To the Stars with the breeze whisk.

And the twins, still lucky:

If not at night because during the day!

  Financial Horoscope Taurus 2014 Horses

The problems that emerged in the previous year, forced to engage in a Taurus in the new 2014. Not a very good physical and mental condition associated with low energy background, will complicate the solution of old tasks. But friends and family will not leave people in a difficult moment and allow ourselves to rely on. Taurus earned a good attitude, giving people a helping hand in difficult times and their actions bear good fruit.

The changes will bring the year the horses will make the representatives of this zodiac sign to stand firm and to cope with the changes taking place. Activity Taurus will allow them to climb the corporate ladder a few steps up and develop activities in all directions. This is a very auspicious year when more than given support in all cases and the fate favors the professional growth.

Financial horoscope promises Taurus   stable state and a good income throughout the year horses. Excellent financial health does not mean that you can make hasty purchases, or put money in dubious company.

Such a waste of money narrow the open horizons and jeopardize the really good projects. March and April is not the best months for new cases and long-term investments, as in this period is very high risk of burn.

In the spring financial affairs Taurus   will be in a stable state of rest, this time can be spent on the accumulation of forces, the construction plans and the analysis of the immediate prospects.

Prior to the fall of Taurus is not recommended to start new projects, as they are unlikely to yield a profit. Outwardly attractive business, most likely in fact would be an empty shell, and a certified financial partner swindler.

In the middle of the year the horses of a calf may be a slight change in their professional activities. Conflicts with the authorities may encourage some members of the sign change jobs and to learn a completely new profession.

But do not take serious decisions on impulse, because Taurus is a very strong staff and their activities can often depend on the fate of the company. Remains at the old place, you can implement your own projects planned for the near future and they will bear fruit.

With the arrival of colder days, Taurus will feel the sun protection and good fortune, presented by Jupiter. Those people who will work hard, or at least moving in the right direction, the fortune will turn face. Another Taurus introduce a lucky break or an adventurous enterprise, which will also bring its financial results.

Year of the Horse   Taurus will require very active. They can not retreat and give up, because it all depends on them. Even strange and seemingly insignificant projects can develop into a large and profitable business, success will depend on the degree of diligence applied by representatives of this zodiac sign.

By the end of 2014 Taurus will experience the satisfaction and peace of mind. It is a time of peace, good luck and success for yourself accompanied by representatives of the sign, and the problems are solved by themselves. The stars are not afraid to recommend to improve their financial situation, to give up all efforts to develop and do not stop.

The safe position of the planets predicted by an increase in the old sources of income and new, are also possible large purchases and major investments. The situation at the end of 2014 will be the basis for further achievements and promote their own interests.

Cool Taurus horoscope for 2014 in poetry

Funny cool horoscope in verse on the new 2014 Taurus for the entertainment of guests, celebrations, corporate parties, birthday humor.

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For centuries in Europe

And finally in Russian -

Guides horoscope

AT seh under the signs Taurus.

Year fourteenth soon

Cook for calves

  Impressions whole heap

  And get rid of debt.

In January, the bulls course

Waiting for good luck and peace ...

There will be internally and externally

For the whole year to save the mood!

In February, on the personal front

It is planned to confusion -

You will be advised of repair

  And born toddler!

In March, all goes to the new:

Would you want to sleep,

  And your baby will again

  Day and night screaming!

Until April is bad,

  And then on the contrary -

Waiting for a miracle bulls in April

Operations will take you to the turn. -

Awards business trip,

Commercials on two weeks! ..

Just be careful not mount

Get on the head.

In May, again quiet, smooth ...

  But do not drink beer;

  Caution And with sweet

We must be more careful!

In June of healthy life

  It takes time to pay,

  Do you smoke will not be superfluous,

But I have to stop drinking!

How to take place in July - it is not clear -

Stars do not find an answer ...

  So is everything is fine,

And you do not need advice.

August consolation for the bulls -

Your baby grows up ...

  And now for you in the "reward"

I wound up under the floor Mouse

In September, my mother would come

  For you to stay for a month ...

Stars say stubbornly,

  Which again start to drink ...

In October, you will find a gift -

  Buying you a car ...

  And now to collect certificates

  You will pass many miles! ..

In November, under the floor of the Bat

You end up annoying ...

Only the roof is leaking continue

And a broken bed! ..

In December, everything will be resolved,

Things will get better, will be held ...

The main body-mounted

To survive in this year!

Cool horoscope in poetry in 2014 for Taurus

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  And the stars are favorable again

And this time, promise Taurus

  Emotions just millions ...

And your horoscope drawn.

January Taurus will have to miss

All month - no problem ...

Love will return to you old

  And vanity will, and meanwhile

Please purchase again in February

  The loan will take you imagine a car!

  For the price you get a wrap

  And you will realize that it is not!

All Taurus in March will be -

  Travel, metushnya ...

But forget about the rest -

Come to visit all relatives!

In April, the stars say

What will rise suddenly chic

  Everything began to respect you

  And in the privacy of luck!

And in May, found out at once,

  What you're fired, alas ...

  You finally say a phrase,

What you are living is not right!

June all in search of work,

It will help the Internet ...

While you will not understand,

  What you need are no vacancies!

July - debts and promises,

Search Works, vanity ...

  Then special attention

  You look at the cat!

Decide to do in August

You are in private practice their ...

  Then you have to try

  And choose a more modest area!

September will delight income -

  Now you breeder of cats!

  Your cat some kind of rock

  Income brings no words!

You in October, long ringing,

Decide nice rest!

  And having gathered a suitcase of things

Go on a long journey!

November and again please

  Come to visit the family! ..

But you do not say a word

And a cat to eat with your friends!

December will sum up

And in its place ...

Let the wolf now fed legs

A cat brings you a regular income!