How to marry, how to choose a husband

On the one hand, it is - a handsome man and an athlete. On the other hand he ... um, hole in jeans. But that's harmful conservation law says that when something comes, usually something parallel decreases!

Surely this guy was something special that immediately beeped loudly: "This is the man of your dreams! "Let's say you have never met a person of the male sex, capable of intimidating build, but vkusnyuschuyu stuffed pike.

Or go to the park at night and mangled it to bundle your favorite lilac.

Nevertheless, one must be prepared for the fact that the shiny side of the coin is accompanied by a not very presentable trafficking.

No, not in order to expose and reject each. And in order to be fully prepared. Moral. And do not tear your hair out in a fit of frustration, and neatly sidestep "related problems."

REAL MEN

* Avers.

What is it remembered from childhood to man's true subject? "In the real men play hockey," "this is for men - a backpack and ice-ax"? So, all this - about real Maine (for brevity, NM).

He is a younger group tries to prove that the girl did not. Therefore, with the zeal of sweating in the gym and loves to lie under the iron horse.

The good Mr. NM? It is cute even stubble. When he moves the sable eyebrows, I felt: this will not give offense to either himself or his woman. He is energetic and purposeful.

* Reverse.

Heavy disc, which flies to the goal, in order not refuse. But if he is on the way to meet something, he did not fly, but sshibet. Also with perseverance and fortitude NM: their downside - inflexibility. That's how he decided, so be it. He is harsh and not too attentive: from under the iron horse, and could not help but notice that you need in its broad bicep. And the pleasures that go beyond the "true men", looks disdainfully.

* Address.

A perfect match for NM - young lady with blond braid to the buttocks, which balances its masculinity and femininity of his catch every word. But in all obey - a smart lady nice? You can enter the competition with a moral sverhmuzhchinoy by showing him that the lioness is no less sharp teeth. Then invoke his respect. Or play the role of "captive princess" nominally sober understanding all the advantages of a strong arm, and without waiting for its owner on a long intimate conversations.

SPIRITUAL MAN

* Avers.

"They were served in a separate bowl" - sang about the exalted personalities is a bright representative of such persons. The spiritual man, or TM, periodically cleans the body using techniques yogis Shang Prakshalany, is able to do Qi Gong exercises and to prepare a dish of Vedic cuisine "paneer Shack." He is about to come upon the most important truth, plunged into everlasting bliss and near at the same time it will take.

What impresses TM? Oh, it is primarily of interest and surprises! You do not get bored with it even in the three-kilometer queue at the passport office: TM will show you a new meditation technique or arrange spontaneous debate on the topic "The passport as a catalyst in the spiritual path." Life with him constantly open to unexplored side. And in the eternal Bliss I am also curious to get there ...

* Reverse.

Any practical questions evoke nostalgia TM or existential suffering. You allude to nailing shelves - he cites the treatise "On the meaninglessness of everything." You stutter payment accounts - it goes to the astral plane. But any theory of "love as a gift" could convince your homebrew Bodhisattva that monogamous relationships are false and deeply flawed, and the more mergers and LeAnn Yanov - the better.

* Address.

If the TM is simply full of rosy dreams - it is possible that over time, his passion for soaring grow into a steady calm interest in oriental literature and travel to exotic countries, and the "world" is successfully socialized bank employee. Do you still just do not hurt their interests, or even better - to feel towards them healthy friendliness. If the enemy is already all over the 30 ... It is worth considering: perhaps he and forty will not know what a vacuum cleaner.

Omniscient SPECIAL

* Avers.

Forever remembered what a thrill in the first class, I have been a song lyric hero who knows how to "swim breaststroke, argue bass, cut wood ..." And they occur in nature. Omniscient specials (aka BC) - is a man-orchestra.

He's so suspicious multifunctional that sometimes you want it as a check - not whether it is an artificial intelligence with a chip inside misdirected to the people as an experiment? Sun is capable of literally everything: he knows how to put together a cabinet of a few old chairs and light a fire with one match, he knows what constellation is Canopus, and what are the sources of income of all high-ranking officials.

With it you can learn so many new sensations unexplored! From pride in the fact that the company, he tucked in his belt all the knowledge of all customs Permian Komis - up pride in the fact that his homemade bike scooter helicopter entered the record books of the city.

* Reverse.

Highly developed ability often cause their owner thought that he - well done and an example to all, but the best all - far from being highly organized. Hence a certain disdain, moving in his manner of communication, even with relatives.

He always knows everything better, and what you have done, could be done more quickly and efficiently! In addition, the knowledge and skills of the sun may have a bias to the theory. That is not enough that he was dissatisfied with the way things are doing around - he does not. He once. Or he does not consider it important.

* Address.

To catch up with your chosen morally, you also have to be "all hands on his head." Such competition you hone fine and sand. If you do not need it, and the arrogance of the sun is within the tolerance, just more praise him in public. And then he would not harass their perfection tete-a-tete. All he has to do and why he tries so hard - raising the precious self-esteem!

ECONOMIC COMRADE

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"She fell in love with his hands ..." This, incidentally, does not apply to your novel? Personally, I well remember how, after the collapse of relations with the gentleman of rock 'socks around the perimeter of the apartment, "I admired the gentleman who was doing all the housework myself. Economic friend, he's XT seems to know the mysteries of a woman's heart and is able to bring her to ecstasy, most non-trivial way.

For example, not only did he regularly goes shopping, but he says, when the house ends detergent, and know where you can buy a half times cheaper. He not only never, under any weather does not go to a leaky sweater, but also on your blouse dumps have time to sew a button. He also bakes pies with apples ...

* Reverse.

After a while, after the first delight in the beloved XT starts the first claim: they are usually reduced to a comprehensive "boring." He is so unromantic collects scraps into useful cloth and cloth to sort Feature!

And when he begins to calculate how much you can save, if not go into the supermarket, and one that three quarters away - and at all becomes like a mole from the movie about Thumbelina. You Malevich him - and he to you of the leaven of cabbage for the winter ...

* Address.

At the happy owner of a husband-HT is a risk of admiration thrifty cute immediately put the blame on his shoulders all the cases. Keep yourself!

From time to time take a part pomyvok and otchistok and its stimulating at least keen interest in cultural activities. It is useful even to instill in him a taste for some sloppiness.

How to marry his man

All your friends are married and to finally finish your fate sends unintentional encounter with a former classmate that you're in school and are not considered human.

All ten years of school you were sure that it belongs to the category of small rodents.

In short - "gray mouse". And now this mouse down listens to your story about a promising new work turns the gold ring with a diamond on the ring finger of his right hand and a lazy drawl, or said, or meows: "And I, my husband is not allowed to work. By the way, you're from our class one remained unmarried. "

This is a blow. Almost knockout.

You feel sorry for babbling in response that the gentlemen you a dime a dozen, that for you in the first place career, and then marriage, you're all a supporter of civil marriage, and "who needs this stamp in your passport?".

But the former mouse is not doslushivaet you to the end, she interrupts you mid-sentence, as if saying jokingly: "You better try all the same though someone Okrut. Do not disgrace our class" - and leaves, a dazzling smile you goodbye.

Common situation? Only one way out.

Marry, once and for all to silence malicious gossip.

Make it much easier than it seems at first glance.

Where and how to meet the future elect - this is a topic for another article.

We assume that you already have a young man with whom you spend your free time. He once you have, or have a long and boring one - it does not matter.

The main thing is that he is married to you is clearly not going to.

But marry, if you carefully carry to these tips.

Council first

Forget everything you have advised all fashionable women's magazines. Or remember it all, and do the opposite. Do you want to get married? Forget words: independence and feminism, modern and hypersexuality, purposeful and strong-willed. Glossy magazines inspire you, what are women like men?

So remember - this is nonsense! A man can be like these women, but they marry others.

- You stagger the imagination of his partner acrobatic in bed, and your sexual technique on the verge of science fiction? Then am I not surprised that you're still not married. It is unlikely that your man decides that you have learned all this through books. Of course, a virgin in marriage modern man does not hope to get, but easy inexperience in this case you do not play hurt.

- You always bragged that do not know how to cook, and to talk about equality between men and women in the kitchen? Then again I not surprised that you're not married yet. You'll laugh, but for some men, though they are a hundred times inspire you to converse nutrition - it's a matter of life and death. Of course the delicious food. Home. And even the man who is eating is not capricious or whimsical, will, at most, simply flattered, if you're ready for it.

Council second

Never criticize your man, unless, of course, are going to hear from him a marriage proposal. This advice you've heard, probably more than once. But this prohibition and often violate the girl sat up in the Bride. They are constantly criticizing his friends, his mother, his work, his habits, his hobbies, his clothes and even dreams. Do not do that.

Just remind yourself often that an adult is not correct that you yourself do not miss perfection. In the end, tired of your critics, the young man can ask you a reasonable question: "If I'm such a bad, what the hell are you still with me? Get the best." And it will be one hundred percent right. Now, remember. Or find yourself better, or do not criticize.

Tip Three

Try to be for him something absolutely indispensable. You say - no one is irreplaceable? No. But you have to be so, for whom has married. But first you must understand her man. Do not be the best cross stitching, or the best look. It is necessary for you, but certainly not him. I understand that it's really important in life.

For example, your potential husband to distraction likes to play backgammon. He can play them for hours. He took this for all my friends and relatives, and those, no matter how loved him, sent him for a long time with these backgammon far away.

But not you. Do not you know the rules? Learn. And it becomes for him unfailing partner. Let it wake you up at three o'clock in the morning. View on the face of passion, and sit down to play.

Believe me, you will become for him indispensable. Indeed indispensable.

Tip Four

Proanaliziruy what is the real reason that your young man does not want to marry. It happens that the reason is not in you. There are a lot of reasons that hinder a man to take such a serious decision as marriage.

Some of them will seem ridiculous and frivolous. But remember, it is only in your opinion. And he, for example, in all seriousness does not want to get married because of his frightening pre-wedding chores. If this is the case, let him know that you have this problem in any case not to take on his frail shoulders, and charge it to my parents.

Many men are afraid to marry because they are afraid of the terrible word "forever." Let him know that if something does not work out, you at any time divorce, as did thousands of couples to you.

Tip Five

You're doing well, as I have advised, and he still has yet to make you an offer. Tip Five - push it. How to do it? You better know your man. Think about it. Here the approach should be individualized.

I can only cite the examples of how their potential husbands encouraged my friends to give a long-awaited result.

A friend of mine just said to the man that she liked his name, and she would very much like myself the same. Flattered young man offered her hand and heart the next day.

Another friend of mine, taking advantage of his superstitious young man asked the fortune-teller said that urgently need to get married. And as a matter of urgency anybody except my girlfriend at the young man I was not, and he married her to everyone's satisfaction.

So, as you can see, it is enough to show imagination and ingenuity, and believes that her husband is already in your pocket.

Just before you get married, think, and it really what you want? After all, freedom is freedom. And in view of "gray mice" can and spit.