How to Marry, hunting for a bachelor 1

Bach: how to fill the mammoth. Part I: Classification

Here he is in front of you: a solid, serious and with a twitching right eyelid. Cute, maybe even athletic and a little bit funny. With a pleasant smell not cheap cologne, stylish clock and a cool car - almost a dream.

Why do you gnaw suspicions? Stop, I know. He had not thirty, he has the means of a comfortable existence, he is cute and quite traditional orientation, and has never been married. I agree with suspicion. But if you look, everything becomes clear: he was just a bachelor.

And while you looked at him with suspicion, it is no less prickly and with far more frightened looks at you. So describe this uncommon (in recent years, however, bred) type of male representatives of fauna. Real, proven bachelor must be at least forty years.

Why is that? In those forty-no, much ahead. They have not yet matured to the proud title of "bachelor". It should have an apartment, car, cottage, servants and their own opinion. Otherwise - it is not a bachelor. Specialists bachelors described, systematized and classified.

Sissy.

So what if he had Bentley (four of them, all different colors), the clock for 20 thousand and costumes from the best designers, and he lives with his mother. Mom him - Varenichki, pies, nose wipe, find socks, bad things chided partner, good present for his own hands will do. All would not be so terrible if my little boy did not have lived forty short years ...

A more advanced version of mama's son - my mother does not live, but calls up and comes over for a visit. And decisions are made on the basis - as a mom would say. And Mom says, as a start up. This type of bachelor - the most difficult time for mating. Why is that? Yes, all for the same reason - my mother. And she believes that she has all the exclusive rights to his little son. And by the way, very likely that she will choose him a wife.

Macho.

Steeper has only Chuck Norris, although it should be checked. His whole appearance and habits, he shows that not even born a woman, worthy to occupy the vacant seat next to him. In this fiercely jealous of their family, friends and girlfriends struggling to destroy their marriage. All kind tries to show that he - a man with a capital letter "M". And muzzle him unshaven, and brains are littered, and disgusting smell from the loins and so on. Even millions do not help.

On belief.

Amazing, refined - just pure type egoist. He is so samotsentrichen that does not even suspect that in the world there are other people (two-legged kozyavok around Homo sapiens he did not believe). Do not under any circumstances, such a miracle will not take the responsibility - not for my wife, not for children. Note with him, even the dogs do not get along! Fish asleep, withered flowers! Draw conclusions.

Single.

He is alone, like ... Qomolangma. It should be there, on top of his success, and enjoy the solitude. You must either grow up to him (which is difficult to impossible), or create a parallel reality in which it will feel to you on the same level. By the way, when a remarkable intellect, charm and brutal inhuman patience everything is possible. Or maybe he was just afraid for the lives and well-being of their loved ones.

Responsible.

He believes that in order to raise a son, you must first build a house and plant a tree. Then, a little later, he realizes that it would be good also to make a million. Still later he realizes that family life can do without the Nobel Prize. Or without term. In general, the plans are unlimited, sorry, life is limited in time.

Hunter.

This constant need to someone postrelivat - well, to feel in good shape. What does each time the victim falls under the best shot, he loses all interest in her and did not even go to pick up. Conclusion - Do not give him confidence. Let the poor man, torn in doubt, let his heart aches, and thoughts are jumping. Suppose, for it is only beneficial.

Pervert.

Well, everything is clear - non-traditional sexual preferences, strange appetites and frightening dreams. What kind of marriage can speak in such circumstances?

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How to Marry, bachelor hunting 2

Bach: how to fill the mammoth. Part II: instructions on how to get married.

The modern world has not the one who had seen from the window of the coach Eugene Onegin (bachelor, if you remember). Life has changed, people have changed, society has changed. They do not depend on the views of the street or of society, they are no longer in need of care and heir,

they did not prevail against spleen and melancholy, it is never boring and a chore. They care little about uncles most honest rules - they will for someone to become as uncles.   Celibate   XXI Century is not Onegin. He is not looking for the love of life - he do not need it. Now he is alone - and, it seems, are satisfied.

The modern single man - this is not the old unkempt, unshaven, always hungry subject of Soviet cartoons, which in panic 6oitsya women, and in the evenings dreaming about a meeting with a marvelous vision. On the contrary, the current bachelor smart, perfectly shaven and well dressed. Modern bachelor often financially liberated - and that's what makes it a desirable object of hunting.

But the hunt for a bachelor - employment difficult. Here his tricks without knowing them, you can not get the coveted trophy.

Preparation - the first, very important step.

If the field of view turned out to be a bachelor, gather information about it. Ask friends and acquaintances, the staff, colleagues. But remember - the correctness above all! And try to find out why your sacrifice - oh, choice is still not married. Perhaps this information - the key to your heart.

1. The shape, form and shape again. No, I mean no uniforms - although it is worth to think about. Lonely man often has a wide choice and can compare. So make sure that comparisons were always in your favor.

2. Carefully. Be careful not to mention it at the critical terms - family, marriage, children, spouse, and so on down the list. Many bachelors, just hearing the word evil, and even without delving into the context, sense danger and disappear. Do nothing, and not to reveal their matrimonial plans. When you need to be, he guessed. Avoid asking questions. For example, finding out where and with whom he was. The main thing - respect for other people's independence and sovereignty.

3. Love yourself and treat him coolly. Unobtrusive, independence plus a little indifference weaken vigilance "victim" and stoke interest to you. Be guided by the principle of "I do not care where you've been. And I, too, was good. " Make him think that the initiative in his hands.

4. shares his enthusiasm. Though slightly. Well, at least, do not criticize.

5. Do not be too easy, but keep it simple.

Promotion - the next stage.

You quietly, "creeping" in his life. Almost imperceptibly, like the flu in winter ...

1. Spend time together - but not all. Let the feeling that you have other interests more important than his person. Such as it is, it's only inflame.

2. Get to know your friends and Like them. It is difficult, but possible. At least, do not fight with them.

3. Surprise him. Anyway, what - diploma, knowledge of exotic language, intimate muscles, tattoos. Let him know that it does not know.

Achievement - binding outcome to marry

1. Get to know the parents and relatives. It is very important because for a family of parents - often sacred.

2. Become indispensable. Men need your warmth, your interest, your care. Even if he never does not admit it, and you will always repel. This is - an axiom.

3. Keep the puzzle. This - the key to a long and happy life with the former bachelor. Remember, psychologists say: single because of their psychological characteristics all the time needed to heat, which gives the woman. That is why it is women and changes, such as gloves. More women, more heat ...

However, the vast majority of "conviction" bachelors are still happily married and even have time to produce a child.

And another interesting pattern. They marry, usually on a young girl who does not even remotely resemble any domineering mother, neither aggressive girlfriends.

There are other options. Bach may marry at any age, if he is lucky enough to meet an intelligent woman who is no pressure on him, asks for nothing, surrounded by unselfish care.

Not bad, if it is thus also clever, beautiful and looks at him with big adoring eyes. Next to such a woman feels a bachelor king.

So go ahead, bachelors are not lost - neither for love nor for the registrar.