8 male mysteries. Part 2

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MYSTERY MEN-4

ETERNAL BRIDEGROOMS

... Let's try to understand why some young men for so long hesitant to marry.

By eternal suitors could be related one in three unmarried men from 18 to 75 years. Because of the age, it's very different people, but united by their maniacal desire to find the perfect wife. Well, 30 years is somehow more understandable. Still hard to believe that you can find yourself at the same time beautiful and smart girl, decent and sexy, still and rich ....

Yes, it should be (all full) like the parents of the groom. Often eternal suitors just get mama's boy - a very well-groomed, knowledgeable afford such a high price that no one ever buys. Mothers of such sonnies ecstatic. First, they protect them from any oblique vzglyadika a girl, and a few years themselves begin to look for the son of prospective brides, almost enclosing their son under his pillow.

I am the eternal suitors to 30 years learn even gait, handwriting in the letter of pompous photos. Immediately evident - he never married and ten girls in this time a little blood spoil. Very much these guys are right. They even engaged in sex with dignity. For them, and marriage announcements in the newspaper serves mothers and their love of adventure for them as they write.

It's from one of those caring moms I (as a leading wedding column) somehow got a terrible letter in which she cursed herself that prevented synule a walk with the girls. Unhappy mother caught her child for sexual acts with their own dog, and was horrified to learn that her adult son that takes several years. The dog managed to get used to so that I had to euthanize her.

This example is not accidental, such letters are many: as calm domestic guys on the ground of sexual abstinence was leaving forever the roof. After 30 years of eternal suitors pass some invisible line, when they begin to wither away little sexy, but more a desire to marry. For them, the family fortune is drawn is not mad love for his young wife, and the family set the standard: comfort and cleanliness in the house, the kitchen and the order in a saucepan, neat and clean clothes.

In this case, dying for sex peasant, the future wife is increasingly beginning to resemble Scrubber food processor. A mother of grown up eternal suitors already are doing their utmost to get married only to their sons. They buy separate apartments and trips to resorts, they invite all brides sat up the whole neighborhood. But even completely lonely and unhappy woman does not always want to marry valenki and a lifetime to work for him a second mother.

I'm writing this material to selectively read a few dozen amorous stag adventure. It is a pity that I can not give here a lot of quotes that would clearly show the strangeness and abnormality of the male unmarried after 30 years. A bachelor, for example, describes how he is a decent, and then blurts out that collects women's skirts 44th size. He's in the closet the whole collection - about twenty.

But he was not gay, he just has gone on this matter. Another bachelor, I wrote seven years about 30 letters that describe the amazing sexual adventures with Russian pop stars: no one spared - all slept. However, the past six months no letters from him - apparently have come to him in a white car with a pink cross. I even posted it twice in his letter - warn that soon will come to him if he did not marry immediately.

And as much as I have over the years I received letters from the so-called "Tryasunov." The overwhelming majority of single men is 28-40 years old, for women who are shaking their bare advantages. This they accomplish on the street in front of the windows of schools, homes, hospitals, and even kindergartens. They and the women in the letters sent by ads such filth.

And what is this nonsense when they write. Bachelors do not understand: how they are ridiculous, because unmarried man - it is even somehow shameful. Something nobody unnecessary. This is something unjustly proud in dirty socks and stroked bad shirts. Well, I understand - there are unmarried women, it's bad, but still ok.

After all, when half of the men changed their lives for vodka, the men on all women, of course, is not enough. But a single man - why? To make it easier to walk with several women. But for a long time it is known to all that this involved mainly married men. They trapping is obtained.

So I, as a leading wedding heading just suspect that the majority of single men just a small problem with pipiska, so they all powdered brains - it is important that freedom.

From the book by Alexei Vinogradov, "The Book of Sex."

MYSTERY MEN-5

How to meet girls?

... Let's try to understand what method is easiest to seduce the girl. For nearly eight years, I have read your love of adventure that readers send in my newspaper, and it gradually systematize various techniques of seduction of girls. I have already identified several single sex schools. It's time to really share with our readers this rich material.

School "HEY".

It's the most unpretentious and most public school. This school shout: "Hey, girl, where are you going." And then the next proposal to hold a drink or just to sleep. This school since childhood own 90 percent of the male population, so we will not dwell on its detailed analysis. Usually, every fifth woman easily given to the school, "Hey" is already on the first evening.

School "Wow."

This is a more advanced technique of seduction. This school is looking at which successfully dressed guy meets a stranger and look nice she smiles. Wow, what a guy! If she meets a smile, so it is not against the school "Wow" and it recognizes you stand for. This girl is waiting for an invitation from you to an evening date. Then a guy can, to choose from, or continue for two weeks to seduce her school "Wow" or already in the same evening with her sin with the help of the school, "Hey."

School "GO."

For this guy instantly simulates romantic love at first sight. It is a school of quality chatter: he throws the stranger compliments clean and funny stories. Day, evening and night merge for the girl in one beautiful whole. School "OX" first morning lovers have met in bed. Oh, I'm all yours! It is very dangerous for a woman's soul sexy school, but fortunately, quality of its own, only a few men who opened a girl's heart, like tin cans.

And if you talk about it seriously. That is the most difficult thing in getting acquainted with a girl - is to come up and talk to her. The main thing is not afraid of failure, because only crazy girl is easy to agree to go anywhere with a stranger guy. It must be her something surprising: or stilted phrase, or a good joke, or an unexpected proposal.

In the end, she would agree, because inside every normal girl slumber you want is an abnormal girl. In the first hour of your acquaintance you do not have anything to ask the girls, except, of course, her name. You need to talk, talk, talk, without giving her time to recover and change your mind. On hearing from you for an hour of interesting stories, she also wants to tell you about his. Here it does not interrupt.

Let it then you recounts anecdotes from her kindergarten and school. We just do not get in the way and say yes in the right place. Remember, if a girl told you, for example, last summer she was visiting her grandmother - it's half your girl. A few hours later she still goes to the theme of love, tell about myself something wonderfully sad, beautiful and romantic.

8 male mysteries. Part 3

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And what is interesting, write about almost everything a try to lift the feeling of possible "zastuka" so exciting, that the couple begins a second honeymoon,

which lasts for 2-3 years. I already think that in our difficult financial time, young plants of the second child only after such an adventure in the elevator. About entrances there is nothing good can not be added. This is a place for the homeless and slightly frostbitten young people, because they both squirm at the same time in the same cigarette butts and spitting.

You can not call a romantic place and street shops, basements and attics. It is much nicer to just run around in the bushes, but this what sort of fantasy - our ancestors thousands of years ago came up with this method. So what on earth there are not many places for this activity, here are the people and goes into the water.

This is a classic description of a love of adventure have some river buoy I have read hundreds of times. I actually doubt that this can be done at great depths, she must constantly crawl on the displacer, and all the time he has to crawl after it. Children of this method usually does not start. It is much more convenient to do it at a depth "on the neck."

It just is, and it floats. That is why we must, and often call them fish. Although at this point, they are more like big frogs, which, slightly breathless, and croak something somehow very similar. I think that of the fairy princess with Ivan Tsarevich Frog had premarital sex right on the marsh.

MEN'S SECRET-7

Zhenatiki

... Let's try to understand how and why married men walking. For nearly eight years, I watch as married men write their ads in "Courier" and covered women of letters. About fifty years ago in the Russian vernacular emerged is the exact definition of married men, who have not lost interest in married all other women.

It - zhenatiki and it's a good teaser. Today there are almost no single women who are biased against romance with a married man. It is an old misconception that it is thus possible to break up the family. It is a lonely woman's dignity in a vacuum, because if you will not "break" his family, he will "break" her with another woman.

That's the ugly man's essence, which can fight only one way - to tear it all up by the roots. But with the affairs of men divorced no longer needed even the wife - that's why so few tear. It is necessary to understand at once the most important thing. After all, when a single man gets a permanent mistress, he thereby starts a potential wife.

But when a married man there is a constant lover, he gradually begins to treat her as a second wife. This dual status is living every third man. The inequality of the two women, of course, is obvious. The first is a large part of the male wage, while the second goes to the most delicate part of the male attention.

It legalized bigamy, we have only the fact that every third man - impotent vodka, and every second - an impotent wages. This deficit of sexual and normally provided by men alone reforming Russian family in which every year more and more tolerant of her husband's infidelity and mistresses themselves so accustomed that they no longer feel the inferiority of their precarious situation.

Today's second wife has a very strong hold on to their husbands coming and more safely give birth to children by them. And if the impoverishment of Russians will continue to go well, then we'll live to see another troezhenstva institutionalized state, when the number of wives in a normal Russian will be determined not only sexual desire, but the opportunity to feed two or three families. Let's talk with you about the constant lover (second wives), but the really ugly behavior of some married men.

These restaurants and saunskie explore almost mandatory gonorrhea - for home, family. I do not understand the joy of individual sheep married men who barely Bay vodka eyes were removed on the street young girls. But a drunk and unfamiliar muzzle normal girl will not go anywhere, so spree have to sleep with just anyone. Not to mention the supposedly pure sex companies, of which the girl passed through thousands of unwashed men.

Yes, after the fifth day of this dubious beauty is not a bleach do not wash. It is no longer a girl, but a living rubber woman from a sex shop. That's it from this unrestrained debauchery really suffering family, and if you do a married man and a kiss to the desktop machine or some very young worker, then this will not harm anyone. And the only benefit - even the dust from the machine obotrut.

How through the newspaper married men get acquainted with their future lovers. This is a very difficult act about the same scheme. First married novice wrote in the newspaper first - the most disgusting ads that wants once with two or more kind of stuff. Well, he, of course, no one will answer. Then he wrote the second - a more modest ads, but horny details.

On it he answers something perverse, he meets the woman, frightened, runs away and wrote his third announcement, which was already writing short "for intimate meetings, with or without a place, with a slender or not ...". It was then, he gradually begins to take with women if he tall, no older than 50 years, under 30, and no less than 175.

Only occasionally in the newspaper ads come from bright and gambling lovers that rarely list their manhood, just write some easy liberty - these women simply adore. I always remember the record for most who came to his announcement female letters. And this guy is almost nothing written, only that sits slightly unshaven, slightly rumpled, slightly sad - but without the problems.

He wanted to dispel the sadness more than two hundred women. And how often married men are moving away from their wives and marry his mistress? Judging by your love affairs, very rare. After all, as a rule, a man goes from his first wife, not for another woman, but only for its own sake.

Men in general are doing everything to yourself. Still want to say about age preferences of married men. If up to 25 years zhenatiki walk only with the 16-18-year-old girls, it does not give more than one, then from 26 to 30 years, they have manage to seduce and his contemporaries.

Only after 30 years of married man begins to live with all ages of women, and the peak of sexual adventures accounts for 40 years.