8 male mysteries. Part 3

MYSTERY MEN-8

WORKING affair

... Reading the love affairs for the readers of our newspaper column wedding, where they describe their office romances, I gradually became proficient intrizhkovedom, so it's time to draw some conclusions on this reader's revelations.

Immediately, I note that the office romances came en masse in Russia only since 1917 - it is a purely Western forms of behavior in society. In pre-revolutionary Russia was not taken to have affairs during working hours, because this Russian then engaged only after work. Today, we have office romances is no surprise - it became a massive nation-wide skrashivaniya working days.

We will not be here with you today to discuss relations and chief secretary - it is trite theme, we'll talk about love between equals. Let's start with the young and unmarried girls twenties. Even thirty years ago, the then green tribe naive to believe that the affair with a married man can lead to divorce with the first family and a new happy marriage.

Today's young women have a more realistic look at the work affair with a married co-workers. For them married lover - a kind of safe sex trenazhorov where they hone their future marriage to different-sex stuff. It is very convenient, because a married male colleague always under the supervision of - to graze its mistress, and at home - his wife.

So he had no time to jump on other girls and to hang them from a different infection. And zhenatiki usually keep quiet about their intrigues. There are, of course, in these relations and romantic side. Very beautiful and lasting rapprochement, there is no hurry to take care during the working hours of his future girlfriend for a few months: small flowers, small presents inexpensive, casual contact fingers, hands, arms, shoulders, and of what it has to work can be inadvertently hooked.

All these romantic stuff can not embarrass the very young girls, in each of which, if you dig a well, sitting inside a woman has not yet awakened. And usually the first time begin to wake up and dig right on your desktop. Men in their amorous adventures describe it in terms of male selfishness - "I ... it's so cool poelozit by the papers ..."

And the girls on this same write very beautiful. Here, for example, "... I lost my head and lost it. I never thought that this animal sex on a table with a beloved man could be so delicious ... wonderful." So they usually describe their first working meeting, but then "... I realized that not only meant to him, and our sex at the corners began to bother me the order."

This, too, is understandable, because even the bright dining (less common in the chair) sex has gradually become boring and normal every girl wants the same on the bed. I remember the love affair 22-year-old girl, who with his forty first lover was chosen for this case first chair, then a second, third ... because every withstood this load only once.

That they have turned into a novel with the working title "19 chairs" (more in office was not). After each stool, this romantic girl was waiting for her lover that he podyschet for it a better place, but did not wait. "... Our love cracked under the latter 19 chairs". Working thirty novels for women it is something else.

For married - it is quite clear from the discharge of the house and kitchen. Usually, they work to sex booster vending man. They all like the TV show "I myself": will create for this situation, she will strip - she will dress. All by herself. It is (as one of them wrote in her love affair), "Woman with wide eyes when love is absolutely nothing to stop but suddenly the door opens and poluspuschennoy clothes ...

"And it also says:" ... when our affair was five years old, I realized that it was just my second husband and I even wanted to have his baby ... "And then it describes an unparalleled case" .. . one day, even in the first month of our workshops, we stayed with him after work one and, suddenly, at the wrong time for him comes his friend from a neighboring department.

I (in what was left) I grab his clothes and climb under the table, and he was sitting with his friend almost on a nearby table and tries to show the door. But it is not so simple: a friend's birthday, and he did not come empty-handed. There they sit, celebrate, as my home husband and the child is not fed with waiting. Heck, I had heard all my life that drunken man's delusions.

And it was too similar to that of my lover is so picked up that I forgot where I was sitting. An hour later, I absolutely brutalized, he jumped out from under the table and, in the course of pulling her blouse, told the astonished drinking buddies, I'm a ghost of our design department, I'm their drunken hallucination, I'm always here after work sunbathe under the table. "

Working novels for forty years women always end the same.

It is - I can not on the table.

He - well, do not.

What kind of women do not like men

Rose.

Once there was a rose in spring garden,

And all came to see its beauty.

Proud, majestic, petals, like wax.

Purple Roses eyes just zhёg.

Fluffy, bright, she was an ornament of the garden.

A single tulip growing near,

Simple, discreet, he just sighed.

One day, unable to stand, he said:

"Oh, Rose, look at me, I love much.

Just a smile to donate,

And I'll be happy to believe and understand. "

But Rosa, disdainfully looking at a flower,

Saying "No", and wrinkled her forehead.

From this sorrow tulip immediately faded.

I feel sorry for his poor, innocent lost.

Nature can be seen, it has been blind:

Beauty and kindness, it is not compatible.

In life, sometimes as often happens,

Not everyone is a good God gives us.

It is important to remember that you're not purple rose, which can never be dismissed.

3. "navel of the earth."

Selfish nature only and for itself. No objections would not be tolerated. As the corpses will be held, but will achieve its. Even in the "white" says that "black." And just try to open your mouth, immediately closes.

Men who stay with these women, and hate them, and yourself, lose the "I" and become completely no matter what can not.

These women believe that all the earth revolves around them. With this hard to live. It does not consider the opinion of others. Spitting on someone else's opinion of her. Real shrew. But she chose. Probably it was beautiful and good in bed, and loved much, he agreed to everything. And only then I realized anywhere, any hand held. But too late.

A strong man will run away, weak and will drag the whole life of the skirt, cursing himself and her.

Give him freedom. Give him a word to say. Do not make the rag man. Look at him, he is unhappy with you.

His "I" show at work, in the store, with her friends and with her pious whether still more softly. Have pity on the guy! Do not push your fingernail. Do not make him the goat.

She was weak to the limit,

And he took care of her and love.

Then, when she was tired of timidity,

She became a strong body and soul,

And then for some reason, he said to her cold.

Oh, dear women! For the sake of happiness

You do not tear this damn power!

(E. Asadov).

4. This "gray mouse".

This quiet, discreet, ready to travel along before her husband, worshiping him in everything. She agrees with everything in advance, its opinion can not ask, she always poddaknet husband. She can endure everything. It will always be loyal to his master.

She credits her husband already, because he chose her, or that he took her as his wife. This is often forced (vlёt in full). And for fear of losing their idol, it becomes even more nobody. It will always be happy thrown dice, and more and more will drive themselves in bondage.

But husbands are not able to appreciate such devotion, as it is, and so his property, his servant. She put their dignity on the altar of love and became a victim of the same love.

We would like to advise: do not need to be a "rag". Otherwise, you are nothing but pity for you do not get it.

5. It careerists.

Rarely, but it happens. It is spoiling for a fight, fights with everyone puffs to get the position, but the family will always remain in the background. Call her at any time, ask for advice, waiting for orders. And she's such a business, can not get enough.