Happy New Year Goats colleagues funny poems

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The suit is goat year.
Serious and goat boduchy.
All of us, he will bring happiness.
Horse it smaller, but it is better!



Colleagues We let you fall ill
Or depressed, do not come?
Rogulev difficult to ride,
But what it is - that take!

The Chinese mill blue
Goat lives ownerless
With helpful chubby udder -
Submissive, not terrible.

Clear plan? Raising offspring
On milk and sherstochku!
All congratulations! New Year
Cloven-hoofed animals from the muzzle!



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Kose - Viva! And your fingers apart.
In the words no longer need.
But collective silence Come on!
Bley and yell for joy!

Train everyone in the Parkour
Before goat skills!
Pohlesche to physical education
By observation points zeal!

Take a glance green meadow,
Shake beard, horns,
Define who the enemy, who is a friend,
And jump feet!

Somewhere in the new - forward
My team! Overclocking!
All congratulations: the New Year!
Let arrive, filled up!



The team of the Year of the Goat

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What udder! Milk
For cakes and gingerbread.
East - not close, far away.
For milk there - the air valves.

Let us learn the matter, the staff!
Establish a wonderful life!
Pair try, inscription,
And the transition to a different!

Agenda: New Year
Horn did not hide in curls!
Let the lightning hit between the horns!
To master running with priskokami!

We have the power, means: win
Wisdom of the Chinese!
I wish happiness to us and them
With abundant and endless!



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Here wooden goat
The elegant blue sundress
He came to us, his eyes bulging,
Cabbage crunching in your pocket.

Let them share with us
Greenbacks in the New Year.
Colleagues, I congratulate you,
Goat will bring good luck!

We in the New Year will not be bored,
I hope the views coincided.
Let's together near the Christmas tree
Let's light a bonfire lights Bengal.

Let them burn it with fire,
All that we have lacked all year.
And drink to pour goat
Once again, pour, since there will be little.



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Let colleagues, Year of the Goat
Will bring you to the house of wealth.
Zahrustit in his pockets, he
Taste "cabbage" will be sweet.

I congratulate you, my friends,
I'm with the upcoming New Year.
Let the past take
All sorrow and adversity.

Change of downtrodden horse
Wooden Goat,
And good luck certainly
Suddenly, release the brake.

I wish you success
Sbychi dreams of love and happiness!
With Goats year, colleagues,
Already two thousand and fifteen!



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You, colleagues, Happy New Year
Blue with herbs Goat!
Hustler, though wooden,
Get all the prizes.

Who - in the service enhancements,
Someone - a gift from his wife,
Someone - the award in the envelope,
Kohl sat pants

At work, day and night.
Awake tired,
On itself dragged the whole cart,
But a lot of us!

A year of the Goat,
Happiness to you and your families!
All to celebrate New Year
With positive and fun!

New Year greetings funny brother poems

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But, bro, and the New Year!
Congratulating the first. I will try.
Let your dream phone will explode!
I present. Touches!



You jumped. What and where?
In a pocket tube whines?
Put to plump lip
And you will hear as furychit.

Wake up, brother! SMS
You got to envelopes!
Gift! Krupa from heaven!
How do you love, onion and bacon.

Idea Stream is as follows:
I virtually embrace
You, ears head,
And a Happy New Year congratulations!



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Hello, brother! Happy New Year!
It - Santa Claus
With challenging and gene code
Identical to tears.

You - sneguristy, though!
I remember feeding the ducks,
In the frog croaked loudly
And pigtails Helen fork!

There is something in you is
From the girls. Even a glance.
All ate, and he washes
Forks, spoons - all in a row!

I gave to you in marriage,
When would you sister.
But skinny. It is a pity! Yeah,
Become a peasant in order!

I would embrace you personally,
But again, I do not want:
Not in our opinion, lingual,
Better slap on the shoulder.

Better Lapushka pozhmakat,
Wink is a cunning cat ...
All! Limp, I'll cry.
'Brother! Hi! New Year!



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Almost Siamese! How is life?
Bought any tree, an orange?
There's a cheeky drink without me,
Caviar pancake smeared?

Someone who! Bratuha your ringing!
I missed? Yes! New Year!
You think in vain. Brother is not "driving"!
He sends his congratulations to you!



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Brother, Happy New Year!
I hope you're ready?
Be cheerful, active, cheerful
And, most importantly, healthy.

You recommend
I have a list of important things.
Look up and read,
See that all had!

Buy gift to mum,
Champagne girls.
A little dispersed,
Not to stand on the sidelines.

Find Me Snow White,
Beautiful forest.
Get drunk with Santa Claus
Then recklessly.

Have fun notably,
That after the recall.
But, more importantly, chimes,
Bratuha not sleep.



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Happy New Year, brother!
A sheep or become blue goat.
Choose any, either
In almost one person.

But is not the point. I wish
I met you, urchin,
For myself, a goat,
To love her like

Even drunk, sick,
And when children are born,
That was, the light in the window,
Best of all in this world.

Well, if there is such,
Very happy for you guys!
Will the new cell,
It's called - family.

And I wish notably
Meet this New Year!
With a holiday you, brother,
Let you in all luck!



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Happy New Year, brother, success!
Let the closed holes
On a personal note, and moral,
The main thing in the material.

Suppose you immensely rushing,
After all, that is what the New Year,
To order a dream
Unprecedented beauty.

I wish today
Good Grandfather Frost
I rolled up to you on a sled
And Snow White brought!

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Congratulations! Happy New Year to you, colleagues!
I boldly took as post on
The role of Santa Claus for takeoff
The oval entering officialdom.

I redid the box on the frame.
It will become the background of the winter Kremlin.
Or not. I Tie Van Kings,
The twine sit down, vans steering.

I'm just like you, the way to the floor
For beauty, dreams soar.
It shows that many words in total.
Then compact. Walk, my team!


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Colleagues, Dear, Happy New Year!
Congratulate with this you need to me!
Who throws a clear day,
Pretending and whistle dudya?

Yes! This is me - the wheel gear
Big mechanism from friends.
Those who can not hear? I take the funnel -
Again raspelsya voiced nightingale!

I sing to you ode flattering chorales.
Come feast I menu.
I - not a poet, but earned points.
That's because I love you very much!


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Friends, friends in the New Year,
And experienced colleagues
I wish the starry firmament,
Favorite kindness and bliss!

And if the sky fell through
And suddenly fell into his bosom,
Do not twitch like elk:
The dress is ready for the carnival!

Hugging, like the first time,
Peretseluemsya without rank!
It is not without mischief
And there are other orangutans!

I want to be drunk!
Misprint. Just have fun!
Become nimble, quick, like Pele
Gambling, than the world of football!


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Colleagues, Happy New Year congratulations!
Let your example is Santa Claus.
To now have all together
Such as he krasnyuschy nose!

But not from the cold and from the fierce cold,
And the wine, champagne and vodka.
Celebrate, as it should, in a big way
Snow White and invite-pullets.

Men are not all - health and he was worth,
And women - patience and freedom!
Let all you get it right.
Cheers guys! With goat New Year!


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Friends, colleagues, I want to congratulate you
With favorite holiday - Merry New Year!
I may not be the president, but I will be brief,
And I wish our people

Patience, because it is useful to you,
Kohl does not have to endure the life of more urine.
Let's have fun today:
Champagne drink vodka, sing songs!

I wish that everyone tonight
Snacks were plenty on the table
So that everyone can freely and with dignity
Tastefully crumble snout to Olivier.


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My favorite colleague
Rallied sung team
Happy New Year congratulations!
Take this positive.

Today, Santa Claus will give:
This - the brain, someone - heart
Someone - a husband, and someone -
Ryumashki delicious vodka with pepper.

Here the main thing - to stand on the lookout
And do not sleep for an hour of good luck.
So Happy New Year to you, colleagues!
My first toast is always for you!




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