Happy New Year greetings to his wife funny poems

 Happy New Year


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My beautiful fairy!
Domovichok my barbless!
When you're around - I HOP
No sausages, wine and vodka!


I know that you cover the table,
It does not allow him to eat.
Wish uzelochki vyazhesh.
In the kitchen clatter plate.

And I'm stuck here by accident,
Perhaps the Christmas tree chosen.
Fermented drink juices,
Even without gas Amorai.

I congratulate the New Year
You! Wait, dear guests!
Warned. Coming from the east.
Do not overcook the chickens!



On New Year's wife jokes

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Wife! Your husband writes in detail!
Sit down and slowly read!
Next to me Baby, Misha.
The scale of what! His mind you!

According to the All-Russian channels -
Some pale light.
I hope this is - just the beginning.
Inspection, but flashes current.

And you're all waiting for! My cutie!
Do not eat herring - Full!
Look on the shelf - there are porridge,
HEATING: improve appetite!

Still I want to be healthy!
I hope we meet again, yet!
All new year I, honestly,
Not a drop, even brandy!



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The woman whom I know
Not the first year and for many days!
I really congratulate you,
Nest there veshsya? Okay, vey!

And here I stand before a beautiful
With a bouquet of roses in Snezhinochka.
No fruit, but my nose like plum,
And the rest - kartinochka!

Not bomknulo? It is clear:
Master Chimes waiting.
Did you ever have eaten there!
Salad can be, can be a fruit.

Just in case: Happy New Year!
I wish you happiness wheel
Roll on the shoals and fords,
But please at how to lasso!



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Wife, sweetheart, darling,
Bring more brawn!
Sit down at the table, so let's drink
Are you calm, finally.

For the old year, for all that it was,
He let go and forgive.
Wonderful New Year's Eve
Another case devote.

Champagne open calls,
Under the fireworks outside the window,
And in the circle of family fun
We welcome the New Year will begin.

To issue it in the best possible way,
That would remember that then,
And Santa Claus on the clink of glasses
Surely it will come into our house.

It will bring you a gift,
Let's drink to the success!
I congratulate the New Year
His wife, dearer to me than all that!



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Yes! Well, I drank a little bit!
Still I love you.
Happy New Year
His lovely wife!

I went for Santa Claus
And he brought with him.
All desires will be fulfilled,
Just seated at the table.

There will be: repair and coat,
From Paris fragrance
Those spirits that you love so much.
I'm a little guilty,

But I am corrected, the right word,
I promise not the first time,
Happy New Year dear!
I'm your best goat.



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Silently I'll wash the dishes,
I will put a surprise under the Christmas tree.
Happy New Year dear!
With the new happiness, pure, ringing!

As the champagne glass,
What we are now going to drink.
And his wife home
I will be all my life I love!

Delivers unquestioningly
Rubbish on the table is set.
To appreciate
You favorite hero!

Funny Happy New Year favorite

 happy New Year


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I want to always be my prince
The whole of my life for many years!
My favorite, Happy New Year congratulations
And a better life for you I wish!



I suppose you can always conquer,
My Love can let you take!
I wish you well for a year,
And a lot of money, of gold, silver ...

I want to, so that was a real man,
On guard happiness for me to stand!
Each other, so often we fall in love
And never ever did not leave!



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So sad that even over a year -
Minutes past freezes ... Next Last
And there comes a new New Year
Who promised us the other day ...

I want you, my love, desire,
That your life is always flowing well!
I want you to hug me stronger
And today, only to kiss passionately!

I want to make the holiday was we like,
That night we all admired each other ...
Let the holiday begins!
I want to stay forever with us!



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I came with congratulations to you
Today, the Christmas holiday!
To wish the favorite in the life
Always beautiful, sunny weather!

Let jealousy frosts skuyut
Your heart forever inadvertently ...
Let it be only the benefit and comfort!
Let experience be your life for Prokom!

I want to wish you the New Year,
To thee all greatly admired!
Can you, I even wait an eternity,
Just to again and again embraced ...



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I was able to make the most happy
And I tell you, my dear, to conquer ...
That New Year's in a hurry over the threshold
And the joy of heart once settled!

I want you, my love, desire,
That this year has brought good luck to you!
To able to reach considerable heights
And, that success came to you in the bargain!

To me could always be near you
And there was hope for me, support ...
That would desperately love me,
That together, we were all soon!



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So glad that I can be with you!
I want you to cherish forever!
I want you always to deify
And with each new year Congratulations!

Darling, you ready to be true
Wife I want you to be exemplary!
I love you and now, congratulations,
You kind of all I want!

Let the sun shine forever in my heart!
Let there be only joy already!
Accept my congratulations today
And wishes of happiness and luck!



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Outside, everything winds toboggan trail
His Drifting gently sweeps ...
I know that you is not beautiful,
And I you so often lacking ...

I want to congratulate the New Year
You now, my beloved man!
And love for the whole year you wish
To love was always a reason!

I want to wish the joy of the entire year,
That you might be surprised all the luck ...
Better to let you all just waiting,
I believe that there can not be any other way!

New Year's greetings to employees wishes

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Lord, my fellow comrades!
We - as in the fairy tale "The Mitten": crowded, but your own.
For all the general and we are now -
The walls with the roof, windows and large door.



Knock grandfather named Frost.
We need to ask the question: "What did you bring us? "
If pud good, put the table:
New Year - the guest of petitions as a goal at the Games.

Congratulations to listen, sing and dance!
Grandfather coat to dry! Do not be sad, do not sleep!
Let everything cool! A career
Sam then tighten, as if Rybkin's tail!



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Employees! Dear!
New Year is knocking at the door.
But the process is managed,
We must unite!

To be healthy, happy,
Carefree, if
At high degrees we
And shod in sandals.

Potreschit yes povyuzhitsya.
Do not go in the melee.
It will be spread on the puddles,
Puffed on arable land.

But you need to be
The collective zeal
Show all hoarse,
As we passed overthrown!



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Dear co-workers! I congratulate you!
Christmas barrier cuts the cake knife.
And after the winter holidays never abates,
So let the cold in Slavonic burn!

We do not burn - so podtopilo it, too lazy - so make friends:
Tea, not someone else's, and our, heritage count!
Before the holiday to wash everything and nautyuzhitsya,
Without drugs not converge, because it is not in May!



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Life boils and fun,
New Year is coming!
Glad I want to congratulate
All our working people!

All staff favorite,
Somebody had to eat a peck of salt,
Happy New Year! Congratulations
Do not think you're flattering

Let us stand together near the Christmas tree
On New Year's dance!
Raise the glasses,
Let's drink to the New Year!

Hello tree! Hello celebration!
Hello Blue Goat!
From excess of feeling different
He ascended suddenly tears.

Change is not in our power
Summers and winters cycle.
And this time, it happened!
Hello, happiness! New Year!



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I appreciate their employees
And Happy New Year!
It was the home and family
For us, a favorite work.

Forgetting sleep, rest and laziness
We are working for their own benefit,
Permanent, with the zeal of a blunt
And broken and workaholic.

It is time to relax,
Goat is already on the doorstep.
Well, Happy New Year! Have fun,
Do not sleep like a bear in a den!



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The staff love our friendly,
That's what he is famous for.
Happy New Year to you, guys!
Tale of our guests fly.

Here Ustiug of sledging
Hurtling Grandfather Frost.
Though he had in his bag,
What brought ordered.

Roll out the lip wider,
We are asking us all with a vengeance:
Someone - a new apartment,
Someone "Merce" his cool.

Since we have not been able
Earn all labor,
Kind Santa Claus helps,
Will Welcome to our home!





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