Comic toast the New Year in verse

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Friends! Snowflakes, Proteins, Bunny!
In Gadyukino again blizzard
And in Jamaica are without a shirt.
But where's hot - the cheese bloomed.


We mitten together: the skin!
Closely with bears, but the heat
And we have no close ties can not.
Over the New Year! We are lucky!



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And where Mendeleev?
Disassemble, Sir,
He badges glued to the plate,
What is the reason for it? Decanter!

Diluted slowly
Prior to the features which you will not understand,
Whether drunk, whether Leno,
And what did you end up drinking.

Forty! Best cold!
Forty - much, but not the best.
Red cheeks like roses,
But not lay formation.

Drink for the new year or two!
Do not let the hand shakes!
Let the fruit, ripening, haunting
And lightly plumps side!



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Adyn Gruzyn was aksakals
Not pressed wine on New Year's Eve.
He ate turnip, fried bacon
And digging floor Everest grotto.

In this fable has a postscript.
About it - then. Now - the remark.
Gruzyn on holiday so poniknul,
That even felt sorry for the bird.

Raise the horns and cups
For loyalty to the best of tradition!
Bridges fall and the mountains crumble,
But keep our faces!



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If there is no snow - we shall cut paper noodle
But without a toast to overturn this drink do not rush!
We have gathered not for hops - to celebrate New Year.
He cedars and firs with his staff goes.

Boyfriend and girlfriend! Remember: Master faceted crystal!
With inspiration, not languidly, as if cut steel.
Drew glaciation with branches and birds.
Let's drink to the health of and as a tribute to the tradition!



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I have to say I'm just, austere:
Glasses, cups and wine glasses
For New Year's empty the
Devotedly, famously, zealously!

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New Year is coming.
Soon comes the goat,
Horns bodnet playfully
And with them would lead

All goats, stubborn, quarrelsome
In a green garden.
Ladies, ladies, girls,
I have a cool toast!

Let the year of goat, New
Every find your prince!



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Hello, Grandfather Frost!
For you, our first toast!
The second of the new year!
Well, then, how it goes!

For women, love, mothers,
Of course, for their children,
For Honduras and work
For Crimea for Friday, Saturday.

For good luck, the success of
Again, for all women!
Soon they will turn,
And now - for the New Year!



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Under Congratulations to President
And a salad Olivier,
Pour champagne and drink
For the best festival on earth!

Says a popular belief -
How to drink, and the year will pass.
We honor the traditions immensely.
For goats, sheep for the New Year!



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On a plate herring and ikroyu sandwich
And in a glass of champagne. Well, my friends, for the New Year!
A goat will give cabbage, let crunches and house calls
Dollars, euro and ruble. Hello, happy new year!



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Carried out the old year, the neck slightly moistened,
And now it was the turn of the new drink and happy!
Before the edges together and pour Exhale and all to the bottom!
The Russians, on the New Year! Pei favorite country!

Happy New Year greetings funny boss

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We are together you now wish to congratulate,
The head of our beloved, dear!
And greetings in the New Year to send
You heart and, of course, the soul!



Suppose you are lucky everywhere, always and everywhere,
Let it be a great joy age you!
Let your success in life will be!
Let usually falls a better chance!

Suppose that labor will be respected,
Let the will of respect over the edge!
Let all that you are expecting in life
There will come quickly, and will be a paradise!



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Under your beginning we all worked
And many have we learned ...
And today we are gathered here,
To wish you in the New Year together,

So that you always have to work fine,
To respect all of you for your business!
To work you loved passionately,
To the joy of the work you had!

We would like to wish you a fortune
And very many happy worries!
Fulfill all the desires let your
Suppose you have to find success quickly!



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You're my boss, but also a friend
And in the New Year I want to wish that suddenly
It happened all happened and,
In order to better come to you soon!

I want to you from my heart, I wish to
On the way to find a pedestal!
That was the best everywhere and anywhere,
To lucky you are always at work!

To the right are always supervised,
To perfect this year lived!
So that was able to achieve all that you want,
That was hilarious and very sweet you dare!



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I hasten to the chief of congratulations,
To wish good luck and fortune,
To wish happiness unearthly
And in the New Year well Congratulations!

Let multiply more capital,
So that in your life, everything was perfect!
Let all be easy to you and foldable,
Let it be okay to work forever!

Let you greatly valued, respected!
Let superiors praise, celebrate ...
Labor, we are guiding century
And, in general, a lot of fun live!



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You managed to earn the respect of
And because the chief of you wonderful!
I want to wish you luck in everything
So as not to have been in vain ever works!

May the New Year bring you gifts,
To bestow your generosity and from the heart!
Let the will of congratulations from the hot,
And the success can not escape!

I want to say I thank you for everything,
After all, you are the head of a very noble!
Let your life is always beautiful!
The decree will let your always friendly!



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Collect want as many words,
To express all my love to you!
Love is like a boss, boss man,
That was a joy all earthly milestone!

I want to wish today in the New Year
May joy come to you huge!
Will arrive let love and understanding,
Suppose that you are always paying attention!

May be able to achieve all that is necessary,
Let the premium you will, as a reward!
Let him you will be able to be proud of
And with us a lot of fun to work!

Funny Happy New Year favorite

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I congratulate you on the New Year, my love!
I wish health and happiness to you!
Although you so - that little thing, is not shy,
But there is the most important task: a puncture on the lip.

I'm stuck there perstenek a lily of the valley,
Shmelika reduced to a belly in the gun
And I will live there, striped, orange,
Reduced really, but not far.

I then hear your wishes,
Customize whims immediately taken.
And most importantly - our with you kissing the.
Conveniently lips, and especially - bumblebee!

The loss of winter fateful significance,
Iyuli and August will always be!
Funny what you must understand! And yet - inspiration!
And if you agree, send your "Yes! "


On New Year's favorite verses with jokes

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Darling! It's time has come
Have fun: the New Year!
While white as salt and fat,
Until the break-up cracked!

Congratulating tight snowballs
Skolzote on the bandwagon.
Winter - a tremendous tatami
And we - even those wrestlers!

You little frozen,
But the heating of, obtryasu,
Auden couple of your legs
In Pestsovoye-brown fox.

Numb little hands
Before the smoke will rub!
All for you, my girl,
And the rest - let's go again!


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I sit on the couch and compose verse.
Little thoughts swarm like the snow outside the window.
Postponed. Celebration! I congratulate you!
I appear before thee whiskered cat.

Hypnosis green enchant the eye sockets.
For scratch your ear, and I will state:
I was searching for a very long time mistress
And even I admit that much love.

However, it is not routine. You a Happy New Year!
Good holidays meeting promise.
I wish you a frosty but clear weather,
Do not wet nose, a lot of bucks!


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New Year comes too,
Urgent action is time,
To congratulate favorite
At its best, with a bang.

If I were a millionaire,
His head would not become a break.
And while in the pocket is empty,
I can promise:

Made a huge diamond,
Cool holiday in the Maldives,
Bentley, a fur coat, what else is there ...
In general, everything is beautiful!

Happy New Year dear!
Thus, the soul is not crooked,
Congratulations, and I think
What's your gift
The best - that's me!


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Beloved, I want you
Happy New Year goat!
On the table is served soon,
Spending old hardships.

Again, many times glasses
Lift and somknite ringing!
And in the morning you will find a gift
Under the tree - my sleep.


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Happy New Year, goat! Are you among all the sheep
My most fluffy, beloved one!
It's just a year Sheep Goats il as you like.
Well, what a lame horse galloped away.

I am pleased to congratulate you, Santa Claus here too.
He promised to come today, but if he can.
For you this night every whim star
Instantly fulfill this very hour! Your stubborn goat.


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I promise not to drink, not to fall face in the salad.
Happy New Year, the Queen! Holiday always I am happy!
And, as a gentleman, I do not forget about the gift.
I love you, sweetheart. Pour quickly stoparik.
Here's to us for the New Year, and then ask for what you want.
Although the middle of winter snowdrop. I bring tonight!




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