Popular and modern Christmas song
From the first to the thirteenth, lyrics, words
Group Accident Alex Kortnev
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Introduction
Attention, dear compatriots!
Now that concerns everyone!
There is not a joke, in fact,
A new draft of the national idea!
Our universal design,
For the first time, please note,
Into account the interests of all the people,
Also, the specifics of the New Year ...
So, the basic idea -
That we did not touch two weeks!
Get off of our nation -
From the first to the thirteenth !!!
Song
With the first and thirteenth -
With songs, jokes, dances - e.
What else to engage in something - e ...
From the first to the thirteenth? ..
First somehow woke up - wow!
Already in the evening crawl to the kitchen,
With the chimes beating in my head,
Closer to the deposits of "Olivier".
And there already is a little spilled,
Lightly - it means a little less than a liter.
Second quietly lying, sick,
See "Twist" and "Wizards" ...
Third in the morning with the kids in the "Christmas tree"
Quadruple - a bath, a roller coaster ride.
Fifth visit to her mother, and her brother,
There again eat a bowl of salad.
The salad is a kilogram of mayonnaise,
What is tasty, and most importantly - very useful!
Do not let the salad to kill myself!
What to do?
Cho do ?! Drink !!!
With the first and thirteenth -
With songs, jokes, dances - e ...
How many health be spent - ie,
From the first to the thirteenth! ..
Just decided to engage the sixth -
Relatives came from Rostov.
With him at the same time we grabbed the seventh,
And what do you want? A sacred thing!
Eight or nine remember bad
I went relatives - thank God!
Tenth like to do nothing ...
Excellent! Tenth - treat liver!
Eleventh solve the problem -
How not to go to his friends to the country?
But still we go. The result is known:
Including the twelfth - play tricks.
Thirteenth. Before it's too late,
It's time to say goodbye to Santa Claus.
And the whole of Russia with fire in his chest,
I shout to him: Grandpa, get out!
And take away his Snow Maiden,
Nor can we more ...
How do you want to work ...
To the machine, the counter, anywhere!
And that means that the nation imbued with the idea!
With the first and thirteenth ...
With the first and thirteenth -
With songs, jokes, dances - e ...
And rally the entire nation - ie,
With the first and thirteenth!
Oh ...
All…
I will miss ...
Happy New Year!!!
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