***
Lamb to us for a year in a hurry and rushes,
To give success and good luck ...
Let the New Year all come to pass, happen,
Let there be one this year richer!
Let dreams come true and you thought,
Let the plans materialize soon in life!
Let all that is only up to you,
You will be able to earn more!
Let the white snow, a soft featherbed
It will cover the night of the magic world!
I wish you a life of adrenaline,
Get plenty of cottages you money and apartments!
***
Happy New Year congratulations sheep
I am sending you a New Year's Eve ...
And with great gusto right now,
Do you read poetry, I do not mind!
Let your hopes come true,
Let fate will only be easy!
Happiness will ever let boundless!
Troubles may all go away!
Wishing to touch a dream,
To feel the sweetness of her ...
And happy to wake up in the morning!
Suppose you're lucky this year!
***
Year sheep in the night comes ...
Congratulations, I hasten to you!
The old year expires, faster,
And today I ask you,
To you were just happy,
That smile has not faded from his face ...
To the joy of a century has been as
That probably was not the end!
In the New Year's Eve wish
I Wish you all make a ...
And let all that you dreamed
Year of the Sheep can naispolnyat!
***
Once again the New Year in a hurry, as before,
To change the calendar on the wall ...
I wish the Year of the Sheep hope for you,
Let go with a clean slate in January! ..
Let kindness always around you,
Let the new plan will be a series of ...
Let your inspiration always enough
Not only in the Year sheep and all year!
Let the clock strikes twelve habitually
And the new replaces the old year again ...
Let there be a tomorrow better than usual!
Let the heart and soul of love lives!
***
Here at last New Year is coming,
Already knocks clock on the wall ...
Night New Year let the miracle happens!
Let the Year of the Sheep hurry even stronger!
Let grandfather Claus carries a bag of gifts
All those who were obedient to this year!
From greetings will let you hot!
Suppose you only the best in life is waiting for!
I wish you all a year of love and happiness,
Great Expectations and plans expensive ...
Let the past year all take bad weather!
I'll just dedicate this verse!
***
So many best wishes
Skopje for the past whole year!
I want to poems set of confessions
Speak now in advance!
I want to congratulate all of you a Happy New Year
And in the year of the sheep you wish briefly,
To please you by coming year
And you can all year star shine!
That was all that you wish!
To you gifts waiting for a whole year!
That left the troubles and sorrows!
Suppose you only the best in life is waiting for!
Funny Happy New Year Mom
***
Santa Claus on a sled races,
Goat hoof beats,
Mom cooks dumplings -
New Year is coming.
Mom, the right word, enough,
Table already breaking with food.
New Year gifts
Where did you hide from us?
Vain to break apartment
Suddenly decided to kids,
What Happy New Year
Also mom to go.
The wallpaper - watercolor
Mamin colorful portrait,
And in the mirror - lipstick
Happy New Year! Hello!
***
Santa Claus today to visit
To our mother invited.
New Year is almost here
Under the chime of bells.
Put on your outfit a chic,
Invited guests is already underway.
Have a drink with him a little bit of the old
And a little bit of New Year!
And when the warm melted
Kind Santa Claus
Here then ask for what you want.
All give that to people carrying.
Mom, you we are very
We love, appreciate, congratulations!
Let blockheads, but still
Happy New Year dear!
***
Happy New Year,
Mom, I love you! Believe me,
What happiness goat horns
Pritaranil right out the door!
***
Wood brought to the goat horns tale
Happy New Year, Mom! Children without tips
Know that the best gift my mother - this is
What is today Pope secretly hidden in the sleeve of his coat.
With a sense of satisfaction, giving a tip, where a surprise,
Happy New Year congratulations! That's our motto today!
Father Christmas for that we shake hands and say, "Class! "
We love you, Mom, love! You count on us!
***
Hello, Mother dear!
New Year freezes nose.
It was better in the May Day,
But Dzyadok brought frost.
Announced: snow flower
Not yet in sight.
I remember your handkerchief
Staromodnenky slightly.
But there you have loved me.
I send congratulations to you!
I - not a buffoon, not Columbine,
Just drink valerian.
Because gifts
Money needed a suitcase.
Thinking this was hot,
Despite the storm, the whirlwind.
But you see not very much!
Without a scarf there Flirt!
However, mothers, fun night!
How is life - Draw!
***
I congratulate you on the New Year, Mom!
Purchased gifts and bread and salt.
Again he flashed the year. What drama!
They took on board your gonna.
I sit in the galley, almost under sail.
B chased the waves of happiness after!
But deep. And now the prince with a mustache.
Salad preparing. I send you greetings!
***
I flax for you, my dear,
In the New Year days.
Increasingly, our house recall
Runners childhood, skiing and skating.
I stuffed my bumps on the hill
You lozhechnym treated coldly.
Everything changed, wiped tires
Slightly flattened bumpers though.
I congratulate you on the New Year!
Mommy! The old mash to ignite yes!
Runners take away: on the retro fashion!
Skating and skiing, even our oven!
Do not worry: Congratulations joke.
Excitement with nostalgia vinaigrette.
Wave your hand! Sit aside on a ride!
And in a new way! Without the burden of old age.
Christmas verses with jokes for adults
NEW YEAR IN THE FOREST
***
He walked through the forest Santa Claus,
Past pines and birches.
Snow circle spinning,
Cloth falls.
Bunnies and squirrels,
Score, "arrow"
And the Wolf-gray tail,
From the "raspberry" come crawling to us.
Clumsy, that goat,
For a long time in the woods, we went to.
The king of beasts in the forest, "drove"
Sharpener sharpens claws.
All laws uneasy,
Even the face with a brick.
But the red-haired rogue,
Cleverly sells drugs.
With the "dope" jumping moose,
There would not have happened dashing.
To fly ass sticked
And put the plug.
Woodpecker hammer on the head,
No gifts - hell in a sack.
Goblin runs circles
Lies Matyuk girls.
In Lukomorye cat Naha
Circuit Zlata probuhal.
After a long binge,
Hangover gnomes standing,
Snow White dressed up
To stand on the panel.
Chernomor in his dungeon,
Planted princess-bird.
The casino carry with her,
The king's son Elisha.
Horse runs in the paddock,
Bute hoof near horses.
Even the old witch,
The nose lifted her slightly
And Koschey fled to b * yadki
To the old grandmother, without looking back.
A Maiden, that bitch,
Changed Grandfather with his grandson.
Together to celebrate New Year,
Drink champagne people !!!
Sincerely, Larisa !!!
The website administration thanks NiceLady.ru author Larissa for Christmas verses with jokes.
