Old New Year 2014 greetings and toasts, poems with humor

 Old New Year congratulations and toasts, poems with humor

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What is the Old New Year ?! -

surprised people ...

Chinese wonders,

and Japanese, and Vietnamese,

German and American,

any - other foreigner ...

Czechs are puzzled -

All stand scratching their heads,

A Frenchman and an Englishman

confused, tight shoulders.

But we did not lose,

We gathered around Christmas trees.

Approaching the first toast,

Where are you, where are you, Santa Claus !!!

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New Year will not be long,

There comes a grace

When you can not suffer,

And do not whine and moan.

You can celebrate again!

Just once to congratulate,

Hug and kiss,

Drinking and drink,

Jam and eat up,

Or lie in salads.

The newly opened bottle,

Around the trees dance,

And with the ditty, with a round dance

All of them - the Old New Year !!!

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Top Old New Year!

We celebrate with all the people,

Drink casually,

Seized a sandwich

And the salad,

That was a holiday for the whole family!

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Extra holiday - not a hindrance

Tempered people:

We Pour, congratulations

All of the Old New Year!

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Old New Year meet -

This is great!

You can re-start -

Simple and convenient.

And congratulations to all the friends,

Those that do not have time.

And dokushat Olivier

The one that is not eaten.

Got Game, dopoёm

So, as we would like.

This evening, we are burnt,

In order not to wait

Tell all unvarnished

As it was cool!

New year, we again

Greeted like.

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I hasten to congratulate all

Happy New Year Old.

So that with success:

And large and small.

That the soul flew away

For high dream.

To sadness, longing, sadness

There were distant darkness.

I wish everyone good,

Happiness and good luck.

For each day in the morning

It was like a birthday!

The script for the Old New Year corporate party

 The script for korporativa script Old New Year for corporate parties

On a night out on the occasion of Old New Year, you will need a cheerful scenario of holiday.

Moderator:

Comes the most magical night, an interesting night of divination and fulfillment of all desires - Old New Year!

As well, there is a tradition that draws a line under the whole clip events, and that today we will do a special scale! Rabbit already settled into their rights and how the owner came to say a few words:

Out of the Rabbit

Replaced tiger and I ask everyone to bestow,

Let it be all new way, my friends,

I'll be all love, praise and pamper,

Otherwise, I just do not know!

Throughout the year the tables are to break dishes,

Sausage, cheese, carrots, ham!

After all, I'm so generous with his wealth of delicious,

And in addition to it will give more wine!

I want to wish you a good year,

Good health, love and long years,

A bright and cheerful mood,

And a whole year without tears luck and misfortune!

Rabbit foot waves and runs away.

Leading korporativa:

I think that without Santa Claus today, too, can not do, but that's bad luck, all those who have congratulated the children in the New Year has not yet come to, so that someone found, and those have to be content!

Exit "the charged" Santa Claus:

Ded Moroz (spoke as if with difficulty choosing his words)

- I welcome the distinguished guests,

How do you live a whole year without me?

Good news have accumulated?

How is your entire family?

Snow Maiden:

- What kind of skirt you now in vogue?

I dressed for the weather, or easy?

And make it good to me?

(jumping to his knees to someone of the guests)

Santa Claus:

- Cute boys and girls,

Let's quickly get up to dance,

And with yesterday's tortured liver,

And something burns the esophagus heartburn!

Snow Maiden:

Hey, lady, little man let go!

And then you taste the my nails!

Man, beauty, too, the force

She had been saving, believe me, the whole year!

Santa Claus:

- Let we will not, in fact,

How many times met the new year,

Again, go there - here under the spruce,

Well, as you can, there is no other worries?

Snow Maiden:

- And rightly so, it's time to throw away,

I have found myself pretty (missing man stranglehold)

Grandpa quickly grab dishes,

And I, perhaps, all is already gone!

(Santa Claus trying to grab something from the table and run away, leaving a small bag).

Leading corporate party:

- Yes, we are not very lucky with Santa Claus and, but we do know one rule: to be honest and open, give laughter and joy to people around, no incidents will not spoil the good mood!

She sings a song to the tune of "The smile"

The smile face grimaces,

The smile people look stupider

But we laugh out loud anyway,

Being with friends is much more fun to us!

Smile and then,

Do not you afraid of trouble,

Everything in that moment

will be lighter,

All the problems of nonsense,

If you are always cheerful,

Come on, as my friend,

smile more!

Moderator:

And so it has become even more fun, let's see, that left us with Father Frost and Snow Maiden!

(A small bag with pieces of paper, each of which are written the following verses, who will pull out, and to give a little present).

1. If the head is sick,

Aspirin's not happening,

Is there a drug,

I just that it will take.

Everything becomes clearer,

All are native,

Life goes doubly pleased,

I do not believe so pour! (jar beer)

2. If the rain comes in the morning,

And the last is broken umbrella,

If this thing is when you,

Of course you are lucky ...

If the garbage bag

Worn on your head,

Not afraid of any rain,

Here's a you our advice! (packing bags)

3. If the husband came back late,

He was drunk, slightly unshaven,

That morning it slightly,

This ershichek cheer! (brush for washing dishes).

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Here are humorous gifts is in the bag, and earn more prizes you can in our other fun contests!

The script Old New Year disco alternates with prize contests.





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