That ends my school years, reached the end of the last academic year in school and fun to complete it, we offer you a new comic, funny, interesting scenario of prom 2014 11 class in school, in college-style talk show.
Students in grade 11 participants in a talk show on the prom at the school called "The Last Hero - shkolota" debriefing on the thorny path of pupils to glory, repentance director, the statement of the class teacher, comic complaint elder class, poetry, greetings, wishes and parting students from teachers, the head teacher and the school principal.
Cheerful funny script prom
Moderator:
Hello dear viewers! Today we live our program to prom in a school are pleased to introduce the participants so loved us all talk show called:
"The Last Hero - shkolota."
All of us, with a special predilection for such a long time (no joke - as much as 11 years!) Watching the bitter struggle of participants and their uncompromising will to win. On their thorny path to glory was all: the fight against hunger and sleep (show on the definition of the "lazy" students), with the fears and complexes (for the most shy student), with a burning desire for freedom, which manifests itself in combining business with pleasure, in particular with walks in the fresh air, the persistent desire to keep secret the knowledge obtained by hard work, with the dangers they are literally everywhere: they could flunk the exam, slaughter of set-infect unknown viruses in the classroom ...
But they have overcome all and now they are with us and are ready to unveil many secrets. However, you know that we do not like platitudes, so let me introduce and other participants of the show - aside chinivshuyu all kinds of difficulties in the way of our heroes, so to say the highlight of this show, his intrigue! (lifts the veil - there is a teacher with the director, the director of studies ...). So how did it all start?
Repentance
(headmaster comes to center stage with the words):
Excuse me! For God's sake forgive me! Well, unless there I thought that creating a spur of the moment 12 years ago this school, college (assuming you are in the first class), Pull you in such ordeals. I could not imagine that there will discharge at school - an hour of parting with you, my dear students. Where did you go? Where else would so appreciate your uncommon intelligence and such fantastic abilities? Which book of records will contain all of your achievements? I confess that we taught you too qualitatively that put his heart and soul in you. Now what do I do, I do not know?
Should raise the class teacher and categorically puts on the table a leading paper. She reads the syllables:
STATEMENT
The class teacher, stamping his foot in the hearts says:
Yes, a statement! I ...., Being of sound mind and memory, categorically declare my protest against the withdrawal of 11 classes of the walls of our institution. So much effort has been put! Requires a revision of the law of education and teachers' meeting for an urgent meeting to address this issue. The argument list is attached.
1. Lack of a decent replacement within the Russian Federation.
2. The absence of this class may lead to irreversible consequences in the form of violations of all cycles of school life, being an indirect cause of the maturing of a revolutionary situation in the ranks of teachers.
3. Lack of grade 11 is to breed boredom and sadness.
Practically does the same thing and the head of the class, throwing on the table leading complaint with the words: I hope - will satisfy (pointedly pointing up at the same time).
Leading complaint reads slowly elder class:
COMPLAINT
We, the undersigned, declare protest intention administration to shove us out of the walls of his native school, depriving us of childhood. We demand the continuation of the pilot, at least a year, and in the success of such initiatives and for all!
Moderator:
In all likelihood we formed unusual situation. It turns out that we are with you, dear viewers, do not say goodbye to our heroes? Continuation of the talk show "The Last Hero shkolota" should be?
Runs disheveled director (as in multi: film, movie film) and also widely gesturing great strides flies to the disciples with the words:
Good luck, guys, fly away!
Life is much ahead of you waiting for!
Show this you do not forget,
But do not slow down! It's time to fly!
Further strides directed towards teachers, something to explain to them turns to the disciples with the words:
We have no other traditions
Right now you will all answer!
Head teacher:
Behind the year of your studies ...
And first off, and the first fall ...
This evening we would like to
You remember every moment ...
She turns toward teachers and shouting:
So, let's begin! Teachers pulled out of his pocket wound alarm clocks and include them all at once, saying, head teacher cues: for calls and hectic life !!!
Master of Chemistry:
In order to continue you were lucky,
What is wanted - could all
We need urgent elixir
He will give all of you a lot of strength.
"Elixir of luck" on the huge capacity signed by literally dripped from a pipette into the language of each of the students.
Fizkulturnik:
So you do not relax
And do not wander around the world,
To everyone was out of work,
Just I make hundreds of cases,
It should be every day in a row
Rituals do.
Demonstrates ritual "purification of the head from bad thoughts", encouraging school students to repeat after him. Scratching his head with both hands, dumps with hands that "stuck" on the ground, repeated three times. together with the students.
Teacher of Russian language:
Knowledge is never too much,
They are a little bit, but not enough.
To achieve anything,
It is necessary to work much.
Pulls out of his pocket, "Balm diligence" - shallow (1 to the whole class). Students alternately spend chalk on the palm of his hand and then stuck razotrut chalk on the palm. The one who performs this task carefully and waiting for life success.
Physicist:
Knowledge bowl too full,
Excite the heart,
We are extending the fire,
Happiness sincerely wish.
It appears in the middle of the room and lights the "light of knowledge." At this point, the teacher gives students sparklers and those fit each lit the fire and flames.
In the background is an interesting display of motion pictures from the life of this class within the walls of this school, and the director, that started it all he says:
Congratulations and wishes of the students
Let this evening with you again
Sneaked moments of the first meeting.
And the first friend and first love -
All the joys that were there and thorns
We wish you strength and inspiration,
Success and happiness tears.
And in our difficult age, of course, patience!
And execution of all dreams, and dreams!
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