Scenario Nurses Day, contests and humor on holiday 2

Continued humorous script Nurses Day, celebrations

Celebration, poems and official congratulations, new Russian grandmother Matrona and Flower, funny skits and contests, reworked songs and humor in the script for the day Funny nurse

Congratulations dentists, "artists" can be the same, sung to the tune of the song "Song of the good mood"

If you grimace, leave home,

Frowning for you will be a sunny day,

Fast tooth heal as his friend,

Are you at all unfamiliar doctor-boy.

(humor can be released ahead of "doctor" in the white hat, but in overalls with an electric drill in hand and a bucket of "putty")

And the smile shine and touch your eyes,

And cheerful mood will not leave more than you!

(you can give for a toothbrush or a large tube of toothpaste at all)

Matrona :

You Floret, as you think:

Many, like my sister, you know?

Floret :

I'd like to see,

What I need to know?

Leading :

Announces a call First Aid

Participates ... people. Each of the contestants received a card with the job (to provide first aid for fractures, burns, frostbite, symptoms of influenza, foreign body in the ear or nose, bleeding wound, and others.). Then, from our medical suitcase (a huge suitcase with different medical supplies) have to take everything you need to choose a "patient" and provide emergency assistance.

Floret (After the contest)

Oh, and many need to know!

It is time to give them the order.

Leading :

Order honestly earned,

However, looking into the distance,

That was a place for growth,

We are handed a medal.

(awarding of medals can be cardboard)

Floret :

Yes-ah, a nurse from me, no, let's go, Marya.

New Russian grandmother together :

In light of your holiday - all bow!

Those born Nurses!

(Matrona and Flower leave)

Leading :

And we continue to accept congratulations. Meet the employees of the maternity hospital № ...

(go to the obstetricians' babies' arms, sing to the tune of the song "Parents' House")

Who would you are, you know, still

Be firmly convinced,

What you will be greeted with love and affection

Your marina - Maternity our house.

Maternity our house - the starting point,

You're in people's lives - a reliable mooring.

Maternity our home, albeit many years

Lights in your windows a good light!

(pacifiers give a hint to see you soon)

Leading :

Dear women! Today congratulate you not only your peers, but also grateful patients.

The script reworked the song with humor ("patient" in his pajamas, wearing a turban from a towel on his head in hands - hot water bottle or vessel, sings to the tune of the song If I were a sultan)

If I were a sultan, he drove to all the women,

Beauty of the nurses would have been surrounded.

You're smart and kind, oh, so good!

They won me the breadth of the soul.

Not very bad to have three wives.

The patient - it is better to either side.

The procedural morning I went to Tanya,

Galina I then make a shot,

Zulfiya, look at the thermometer carries,

And Irina lunch takes compote.

Not bad to have three wives.

Much better - and take the sick!

(presents sweets or fruit in the bag - "the transfer of the house")

Leading :

And another greeting from massage parlor workers. (sung to the tune of the song "The Last Battle")

We long ago, from eight in the morning did not rest,

We just were not up to the rest to you:

Almost half a day we stood at the table,

But beautiful, healthy and happy our patient.

And you girls, healthy bodies,

And kindness and prosperity,

I love the beautiful, successful cases,

And it's time, all good-bye.

(handed a gift with humor "best massage tool" - a bottle of vegetable oil)

Leading :

In conclusion, once again congratulate all nurses with a wonderful holiday.

Health, happiness you wish

And we tell you without embellishment:

We all love you, my dear,

Indispensable you with us!

Scriptwriter day nurse Natalia Romanova

Congratulations nurse short poems

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Happy light, we congratulate you,

All nurses on a huge planet,

Weekdays quiet, we wish you all

And above diseases easy victory.

Also we wish you happiness of the earth,

Strong families and healthy children,

To you missed a lot of time

With really raise your daughters synishek.

Let all the good that you give to people,

Double multiplying in your house will come back,

Let the weekend and on weekdays

Sun through the window you always laughs.

In this May day, clear, serene

Let a lot of joy to be with you,

Suppose you smile every passerby,

Congratulating warm smile for us.

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Nurse, I hasten to congratulate today,

Infinite happiness in the life of her desire,

I bowed low at the feet of the fact that I breathe,

Let luck and God help her in everything.

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The festival is the most humane in the world

I wish her the nurse -

To her happiness came at dawn,

To her flowers bloom in January,

Always make friends with her luck,

To love beside her live,

But the sick so that was shortage,

To work as a holiday was.

Author Eleni Kerr

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His favorite nurses,

his beautiful wife,

Daru I always kissing,

and even in the sleep sturdy,

When warm, under a blanket,

I am a quiet and comfortable sleep, whispering:

My wonderful fairy, angel,

I love you.

I love your eyes, smile

In the snow, little white robe,

I love it when you laugh loudly,

How do you say inattentively.

Today, I will add to love

B wishes of his:

Let them always protected

Thee from the evil, my hands,

Let the good you wish all those

Who are you saved a life,

And the heavens bless

The hard work of thy nurse.

Nurses Day poems congratulations

The poem on the military nurses

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Girls - nurses

Freckles on her cheeks,

Funky cornrows

And knapsacks in hand.

So a little more

To sit at their desks,

But it is not the will of God

They had to grow up.

In the field under fire

For wounded crawl

Let fear, even timidly,

But the life of him to save,

Standing next to the death,

Bloody bandages

Change in combat soldiers,

Saving their dreams.

Nurse Frontovichka,

Your work is invaluable,

Thank you, sisters,

Today say

And all nurses

Who is working now,

It's so easy

Rooting for all of us.

Author Eleni Kerr

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Thank you, my dear sister,

What do you always save us,

When kids get sick, we,

Most of our all relatives.

And for pills and injections

We thank Thee

And congratulations on the occasion of

Again, in your good house bezhim- hurry.

Let your house today angel

Good success flies.

Thee from the ills and ailments

Always store it securely.

To all disease with body and soul,

Like last snow is gone forever,

To a friend of the song you sang,

It was like a bird cheerful.