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He can tell you in detail about the political situation in all countries, including Ukraine, Denmark and Zimbabwe. He is happy to share the knowledge of engines: the eternal and automotive.
It is easy to explain why the "Milan" the best "Real" or, at worst than the first one is different from the second. And, of course, he paints you describe your own experience of the latest computer game "run and shoot-8."
But there is a phrase that he never utter aloud. What is he deliberately silent about something just never thinks, something does not attach importance, and what, on the contrary, is very serious.
In any case, you're unlikely to ever happen to hear the following:
"Yes, Jared Leto really handsome. He's even cuter than Johnny Depp." Although deep down, he knows it. Moreover, he even suspects that Summer and nicer Depp himself.
"Honey, today is your hair look different. You have changed the color of dark chocolate in the shade of coffee with cream?" The old anecdote about a mask and plucked eyebrows was invented for a reason. The fact that the perception of a man is different from the perception of women: we pay close attention to detail, while they evaluate the image as a whole.
You seem impossible not to notice how ruthlessly done with your hair hairdresser (cut a centimeter and twenty-eight millimeters), but is unlikely to be offended by his carelessness. Maybe he just a bad eye estimation.
"I'm scared". Every man in the shower at least Superman. Is it supposed to be afraid of the heroes? This is a lot of beautiful ladies, they, heroes save. And even if it happens someday they feel the insidious horror freezes the soul, they still prefer to hide the fact from others. First of all, from you.
"I do not find Monica Bellucci sexy. Pamela Anderson vulgar. And I do not like Angelina Jolie - too big breasts!" Confess yourself honestly: Angelina Jolie's breasts like a man by definition. With this you just have to accept. In the end, you can be sure that your own breasts also makes him the sea of delight.
"You're absolutely right, dear! And from the beginning I was wrong!" He sincerely believes that he is always right. And you, as a wise woman, by all means should support him in this delusion.
"Yes, I really lost. It is necessary to ask for directions from a passerby." It would seem that we are all human, and everyone can get lost regardless of experience or level of IQ. And it is no big deal and especially shameful to ask for directions. For us.
For men like that - a true meal, because it can cause someone to doubt his exceptional ability to navigate the terrain, thus jeopardize self-esteem.
There is nothing more humiliating than to lower the car window and find out how to get to the street Petrov-Vodkin, and even in your presence. And if the desired Street will be around the next corner - it's all a shame the rest of his life! Or, at least, spoiled the mood for the evening.
"I watched the movie" Stepmom "three times. And crying." It may well be that he really looked and really crying, but modern society is deprived of the right to sentimental man. Crying (especially because of such nonsense) in his understanding - to be weak. Declare your own weaknesses? Well, I do not.
"Your mother - my best, best friend! Let's invite her to stay with us a month or two?" Do not get me wrong, he loves your mother. In its own way. But the month - four weeks, thirty-one days, seven hundred forty-four hour. In short, a month - it is a very, very long time. A mother can be invited for the weekend.
"Today we have too little time spent on shopping. Let's go out even in the boutique and buy you the most expensive dress!" For some reason, men think shopping is not excellent anti-stress treatment and a waste of time, money and nerve cells.
"I spent a terrific last three hours, enjoying classical music at the conservatory." However, to hear something like that is realistic - of course, only after you shook him peacefully asleep to the sounds of the violin and the piano.
"No, no, I do not want to watch a football match, it is better, let's see a new melodrama". Just during the game world stops and the universe ceases to move. There is only he and a TV. A melodrama does not exist in nature.
"What? You forgot about our anniversary? And it's been two years since we first chorus sneezed!" We need to gather strength and face the truth: they forget. Not because they are bad, but simply because they forget.
And if three years of living together he was able to learn that Valentine's Day - February 14th, and your birthday in late April, then memorizing "small" dates forces no longer remains. That's why they have to trace the red marker on the wall calendar hanging in plain view.
"Yes, we must get rid of all these old porn magazines. Anyway, I do not read them." He does not say because I do not want to lie to you. Reads. And stares pictures.
"I really, really love myself." Declare selfishness? Never! He sacrificed everything for you, for your sake, for the sake of others. All his life - for the others, he completely forgets about his own needs and desires. At least, he really sure.
"To hell with junk food! Stop eating burgers and chips and sit down tomorrow on a balanced diet." The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. And, in his opinion, in this way there is no place celery and broccoli, especially when there is an alternative in the form of juicy steak with a stunning side dish or, at worst, beer and chips.
"Wait a minute, you're washing dishes last time! So now it's my turn." However, every human being regardless of gender is rarely able to bring himself to say something like that. We can only save one of the most ingenious inventions of mankind - dishwasher.
"Oh my God, it's too late! Nakin something over this stunningly frank dresses, I'll take you home." Even if he is a gentleman in the square and part-time Buddhist monk, a master of self-control and restraint king, he still will not say. Although, if only because you yourself do not want it.
"I can read your mind, I know all your desires and fulfill them with pleasure." No, unfortunately, can not. Therefore, their wishes better honestly tell, to enable him to be happy to fulfill them.
"Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, when I say something that could hurt you, I did not have this in mind." Why are men so rarely speak to us about it? Alas, they themselves find it difficult to answer this question.
"I really love you. And I want from you baby." He will not yet say? Do not worry! It is this phrase ever you probably hear from the lips of a loved one.
Arina Chill
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