Congratulations to the newlyweds wedding humorous poems

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You get married, what you wish for,

Besides who would marry less often faint,

Who is going to marry - patience,

Receive greetings luck!

From now on, you are a family, and it means,

You double divide tasks

To give birth, wash, wash dishes,

Well, both of you who feed

Who will spend money on the car,

Who is online hang for no reason.

Change your life that will have a lot,

For something is likely to compete,

Just a fight, not fight!

On something, learn to smile.

Understand that drinking beer is fun with friends,

A crying at her husband, a better mother,

But the main thing you need to love each other,

As in a fairy tale, marriage, friendship wins!

Remember, a happy family,

It is not one where only one "I"

Now you - "We", and in any way differently,

But we believe that you will cope with the task!

Beautiful there is no love in the light of your life,

And she will be married only beautiful,

With all my heart, today, congratulations

And we wish you great happiness!

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Forever close! Always together!

Married - you, you - married!

The groom, the bride pour the wine!

Splash-mildew! I do not listen to my mother!

In-law and mother-in-law you have time

Yet the whole baldness proest speeches!

And you - do not argue! After smarter

Shut up and do not argue with my mother!

Silence does not mean anything,

What to do - decide for yourself:

How to tell my mother, Or else -

Do not mind a mother!

They criticized you and teach -

From the very best of intentions!

Endure! Death - not zamuchat!

But now you have - two moms!

Author Inga Arteeva

Toasts mother of the groom at the wedding in verse, congratulations-law

Behind Waltz Mendelssohn solemn wedding ceremony, the first family kiss magnificent feast. On the ring finger of the newlyweds wedding rings sparkling brand new: a symbol of fidelity and love. Connect two loving hearts. She was born a new family. Everything, as in a fairy tale.

But the celebration ended, the guests had left. Now a young family to live with the groom's parents. Anxious to shower the bride. As mother of the groom will accept the choice his son how to treat her? And God grant that in-law turned out to be wise in our toast, congratulations and wishes of the mother of the groom.

Toast wise-in-law at the wedding in verse

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With the blessing of vows

The registry office today sealed an alliance you.

Waltz Mendelssohn, rings, dress,

Wedding cute, beautiful rite ...

Happiness shine my children face.

Peace and love to you, as they say!

Get spiritual values,

Resist the senseless jealousy.

I, as a mother-and how good mother

Good luck, kids, I wish!

And advise you as a friend:

Be friendly, and love one another!

My daughter, you teach, I will not,

How to properly wash the dishes,

Gender sweep or tea to brew.

I'll try to love you.

Lips I'm not going to draw in,

If you can not be cleaned bed,

Or I note cobwebs in the corner,

Or a sock under the table on the floor.

I am pretending to be happy with you.

Silly thoughts in his heart hide.

To his son will not you jealous

And I will try to give around.

And I am ready to help the economy,

Unless, of course, I will be well.

Grandchildren have the desire to nurse.

And take part in their upbringing.

My daughter, I hope that we shall live together!

I will support in difficult times, if needed.

If, as my mother-in-law will love

The same answer you love.

Only one small condition!

To be frank, without preamble:

You take care of the little boy like me.

Strong, reliable family to be!

Author Lyudmila Kusturova

Short toasts mother of the bride at the wedding in verse

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My son - the groom. I am happy beyond measure.

In the words of joy can not be transferred.

It will certainly be the best husband,

I want to wish you a fortune.

Well so be together in joy and in difficult times,

I raise this toast to you.

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How quickly children grow up,

Sonny was the groom too.

You are the happiest in the world,

For your couple, I raise a glass.

Let life together only bring joy

And your union test of time will pass.

Author Alexander Maltsev

Funny congratulations to the wedding the newlyweds

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Today God has joined

In one two different roads:

Now Double Happiness

And trouble, sorrow, and anxiety.

So try to keep

Unity, this fate,

Protect one another and to love,

Support for each other be.

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You are now husband and wife -

links in a chain

Reliable, unbreakable and single

Do not let any obstacles on the way

Disconnect your covenant unbreakable.

Live in peace, happiness and love

With all my heart your soul mate

May God send a healthy child,

Plenty of good and lava basket.

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We wish to quickly find

The cabbage children: a girl and a guy,

Those wishing to become millionaires,

The city Dangle on "Ferrari".

Build a house in four floors,

The garden is planted in 14 hectares

Friends often visit convene

Well, what else you could wish for?

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We have a pair of newly-

To live together, do not ever need to know

Love, luck and weather in the house,

Understand each other and respect.

Do not quarrel, do not know the problems and grief

Loving each other, to educate children

Nice to live, to be a support to each other,

And to overcome adversity.

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What do you mean - the marriage bond?

And what - to be married?

Farewell, beer Gone fishing!

Greetings from a bathrobe with slippers!

So why get

Men in the clutches of Hymen?

From happiness - head to lose:

Love is the strongest instincts!

And that for a woman - a family?

And where now her freedom?

Housekeeping, laundry - this action

Writhing married every year!

Why did the crowd of beautiful virgins

Hearing the word "marriage", immediately

They ran to the door of treacherous registrar?

The answer is: Love - an infection!

And may roll their eyes,

All those who were left without a ring,

They say that life without marriage - just like in a fairy tale -

Do not believe it! It's just envy!

Anything you can not replace family -

Fine bonds data forever!

Heat a longer married appreciate -

Lovely eyes and lips coveted!

You belong to each other!

That has always been so - I wish!

Vivat, lawful wife!

You - married! Congratulations!

Author Inga Arteeva