Tatyana's Day funny poems for students, humor

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I wanted to be a dad,

Rome, Vatican.

You walk in wearing gold,

And the wine in the glass.

But the Pope is one of life

Perceptible "but":

By law, the Vatican

Dame forbidden love.

Here Sultan - is another matter!

There's harem - do not get to sit down! -

Here and there a body -

It is impossible to resist!

Solved! I will be sultan!

But, look - and then attack:

Drink prohibited Quran

And without wine, and life does not follow suit!

No, better to be a student!

This - the most it.

Can we love girls

And to drink beer and wine!

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Do you want a student to be fashionable

And to be free all week?

Learning from the "two", not to "five"

Lectures instantly forgotten

Think of rags all day,

The clubs are not lazy to go running?

The prospect is very beautiful,

But again you teach and lecture scribble!

So Happy student congratulate you

And I wish excellent marks,

That in the future fell happiest ace -

It was possible to go to a prestigious university!

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Let freebie often flies out the window,

Let the penny under the heel on the exam saves,

Let the lecture had not asked

And give a seminar on some sleep, like yesterday!

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Happy student! In this holiday

Every boy as a monkey,

She is like a little angel either,

The group meets as a long chain,

All run to celebrate this feast,

Lectures - for tomorrow, today, relax!

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I wish you a day student

Huge love and light,

It is time this tape if

Distance runs on the way of life,

So rejoice MIGU and every hour,

Enjoy your time, whether you are,

Students - a reason to stay

Happy, you're still young!

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That January and came, winter hats surprised,

All students he had collected, on the occasion of congratulations.

All Tatiana loved it and all the travail inspired,

Congratulations and we wish you happiness heroes of the sea!

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25 numbers all go on holiday,

Day students come to us,

Well let me congratulate you.

I wish you the best of days,

I wish you happiness,

And learning to overtake,

Mendeleev you become.

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Here is a story which, the day the student came to us,

And dormitory gold, covered in garlands there.

And the students, hiding, waiting for the start of the holiday,

We wish his efforts in ending the festivities.

Congratulations happy student friends in 2014 verses

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Friends, students, congratulations

With a cheerful holiday all of you.

Let your guard Tatiana

Blessing every hour.

Let him not be sorry,

And very much difficult tasks

Let life decorate adventure

What's not to like the gallop sweep.

After the student's life - an eternal holiday,

It is not repeated.

Let them live inside a prankster,

But is not it interesting to live!

So let your life colorful

My careless friend,

There will be no blots

The credit calendar days.

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Lectures, examinations, tests,

Everyone, let them at least once,

Identify shortcomings in the job,

And he taught them just anyhow.

Anyone who has studied just knows

That will not have time,

When everything had time,

And strive to be like were it.

All friends congratulate happy student

Wish want this moment

You are strung on a thread points

And memories preserved.

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Student's Day - a holiday of youth,

Enthusiasm, passion and beauty.

Holiday crazy and a little impetuous,

And genuine beauty.

I wish you, my friends, to be wise,

Do not burn carefree living.

To all the difficult moments

Could you believe and love.

Well, to give you a study

Always without all the hassle.

Exams to give up easily

And there was a simple academic year.

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Friends, today is a holiday nice,

Known for students day.

Though not for everyone who is boss,

But an important day for us today.

And without saying beautiful speeches,

I just congratulate you warmly.

And to wish the happy days,

And that the fate of luck.

Proclaimed holy brotherhood

In honor of the student for centuries,

And to stay friends forever,

The road of life will be easy to let.

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Together we climbed to the peaks of science,

Together we ran out of laziness and boredom.

And commercials ten pounds of salt we eat,

But we could, but we managed.

We were able to pass through a series of tests,

We were able to pass the most difficult test.

Able to be cheerful when sad,

At night, we do not sleep when needed.

And here came the long-awaited day of the student.

For us, for the students, it is the most desirable.

Friends congratulate you today in full!

During the celebration students drink to the dregs!

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Smiling Tatiana

through the sparkling blizzard.

Just a nice day today!

Student's Day - the best day!

Lectures on the cabinet abandoned,

flee walking crowd.

Gather your friends, girlfriends.

Festival today is not easy!

Who nibbles science stone

and he will be able to understand us.

The student festival chief

no one can take away.

Ryumashki rises,

I want to congratulate everyone.

And for the life of your fair

let you be a success!

Poems congratulations student friend in Tatiana's Day

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My friend, you call the student,

That life brightest accent!

I hasten to congratulate you

And all wins wish:

Exams to hand over

Fortunately, it is easy and vpopad,

Care to be not grieved,

The training days were a fairy tale!

To teach only with the understanding

You have the attention

In zachetke beautiful mark,

I wish you a merry summer

And you light, snowy winters,

Let not spoil them suddenly,

All regular session -

Shall be let as simple.

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Each student - difficult people,

Beautiful, drive training that age,

In which he lives, breathes vigorously to the day,

My friend, congratulations, you are also a student,

So let the study will not be strained,

Always a forward and not a step back,

Examinations shall always let all

Without a shred of doubt, mistakes.

And yes, Let the teachers are not strict,

You, above all, your mind, a student, take care.

Then all the tests give up at a time -

Live and be happy always and now.

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The student did not know what sadness

After all, his life, like fireworks of emotions.

Exams and sessions? Well, let,

It does not happen never upset.

You, my friend, I wish to save

Your carelessness. Carry through the years

After all, with the young heart to live more interesting -

With him are not afraid of any trouble or adversity.

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For other do not feel sorry,

He opened the whole world,

He stars shine brightly

After all, a good friend of mine - a student.

I congratulate the Day of the student

Today, my friend, you again

I do not wish to study

You never perfect.

I do not wish to work

And smart books to read.

After all, I know that you really love

The soft little bed to sleep for a long time.

Let you, my friend, dream

Professor, steam and abstract,

What do great answer

And send your friends respect.

In the dream, you know all the wonderful,

Difficult to solve puzzles

And even sleepy Losers

Helping to take the exam.

While you sleep and you dream about,

I wish you dreams come true,

I wish you a smart, kind be

And the lecture not to spill.

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My friend is correct, the Day of the student,

On an afternoon of fun, as always,

After all, on holiday this eternal

Our whole group was waiting.

I hasten to congratulate you

And, of course, wish to:

Be cheerful and reliable

The session was easy to take,

Ignore punctures,

Twos, repeating

After all, you know, that studenty-

Pets luck.

All together we will overcome,

All examinations surrender,

And we hurt each other

We never give up.

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Tough day today waiting

All teachers

After all, today friends

I, pals

Holiday joy in my soul -

We have fun.

I do not want this day

Oh, no one to learn.

Happy student I love you,

My friend, congratulations

Mood, fun,

Joy wish.