Funny horoscope for the new 2015 Goats in verse for signs of the zodiac

We offer you a new, humorous and fun New Year's horoscope predictions Zodiac signs for the new year

Cool comic horoscope for the new 2015 verses

Gemini

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Twins finally will gain half

The heart ceases to be their ardent icicles

The choice is made and the registrar must urgently

This asterisk know exactly.

Lion

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Lions in this year's lucky around

They will add to the prize

Fortune will take care of it

And all the sorrow only amuse.

Virgo

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Proud Virgin, do not hide your eyes,

This year, you will pass a tear.

Children will delight in school and at home

Wait for good news from friends.

Libra

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If you want love, Libra,

It will gain its full

From bowls to scoop them

And it has not yet seen the bottom.

Scorpio

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All Scorpions Dior

Acquire clothes soon

Lipstick - Ricci shoes - Gucci

Bypassed in the Year of the Snake clouds.

Sagittarius

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In the year of the dragon Sagittarius - well done

He will wait for love finally

And get some money for good luck

In the car and a new villa

Capricorn

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Capricorn in the New Year

The lottery luck

It mate

On the Canaries will take away.

Aquarius

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You're not bitter tears Lei,

Destiny lucky Aquarius

Only attach to the efforts necessary,

And you will all Okay!

Fish

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Pisces all luck in the new year

You bathe in champagne all year

You do not hesitate to seek reward

Will all your chocolate!

Taurus

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Taurus will produce, finally,

With emerald casket

In family - happiness in the house!

Singles - down the aisle!

Cancer

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Cancer that is moving backwards,

Unsaid will be happy.

It would be the opposite,

Where was the "back" is "forward"!

Aries

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Aries coat will buy for sure!

Flaunting day and night

There are important ceremoniously

And not without reason!

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Funny, humorous parodies of well-known popular songs new to the corporate, Drink, festive party with friends

Comic converted song lyrics, words to the tune of Elena Vaenga - Absinthe We Ranetki style primary sources. Corporate New Year Style "All is well, beautiful marquise!

Funny rework songs, lyrics, words

Elena Vaenga - Absinthe

And I do not know why I have sausage,

My sausage, oh, how sausage!

And again, I'm running a disco,

through pharmacies, through pharmacy!

And I do not remember now,

What happened there last time -

let happen again!

And it comes up in response,

ghostly green light

On the drunken faces.

And I ordered a double absinthe

And then Matisse appeared in the moment!

When I drank grog

That appeared Van Gogh

Both the Dali

Loomed in the distance.

Then sip tequila

And painters stream

And something

Everyone still can!

I will never forget this crowd,

Martel and beer! In one dish!

And tomorrow, for sure, with the head will not be friends

The complication tomorrow! Today? I will!!!

And there comes a point of interest

I do not share something gin and absinthe,

And I feel that something is wrong

He got into a fight tobacco

I get kakDokurila "cant."

And then the cops came,

I was brought up home,

And something

They, too, failed.

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We Ranetki

I am today, "rushing" go as whether it is on the track

For me, after the boy. Breathe in the back he told me.

The girls, well, by God! Well yes it is Dima Bilan!

When he reached the turn - it gets into my trap!

WOW!

Here Lena loves Sasha and all ten "B"

And, like, Natasha - ensemble and a group of "ex-BE-BE"

Anya did not think Lera (Nyuta 's) two regiments,

They bring down as a target:

BANG! BANG!

We like sweet candy.

We Ranetki! We Ranetki!

And we have no complexes, kids!

We Ranetki!

Well, finally the kerf, you doper: I'm alone,

Hint not know what I'm all, almost visible,

You look to the heart, not in the eye!

Can completely naked, so I "goat"! ME EE ...

Cool lyrics about remaking the corporate new year

Style "All is well, beautiful marquise!"

"Hello, hello, director of the wire.

Well there is a New Year's Eve?

You tell me everything in detail,

Who's dancing and singing. "

"Hello Hello,

Lovely our director,

All is well, all is well.

We are here to dance and sing,

And beat the glass and drink vodka,

And the corridor is already burning,

Cookware pieces flying,

Under the tree cries Grandfather Frost,

Snow Maiden broken nose.

For the rest,

Lovely our director,

All is well, all is well! "

Cheerful greetings happy new year 2015 my mother in verse

Happy New Year beloved mother from daughter

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Mommy - fairy!

Mommy - you fairy!

In the New Year's holiday,

Magic veesh you!

With the new and beautiful,

The best New Year!

I congratulate you,

Joyous coming!

I wish you, Happiness and smiles!

And health - good,

Life - no errors!

Let there always shines

Best in the world - Mom's smile,

Here it is yours - sekretik!

Happy New Year from the mother's son

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Congratulate you heartily,

I hasten to frosty day,

And you want to give

Gift virtuoso!

And let the beautiful - the New Year,

Fulfill dreams!

And let your soul sing,

Happiness and prosperity!

Let all that you want -

Will come true!

The reality will be magic,

And will trouble - just dust!

When we are together,

It will be the sea - on the shoulder!

Well, in general, gently I congratulate,

Exact, firmly embrace!

New Year greetings from the children's mother

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Love our Mom,

We congratulate loudly, from the heart!

After all, children - the best in the world,

And for you, we - good!

A New Year - quick knocks,

And in the windows, doors, and hearts!

We wish you, our mom,

Whether you are beautiful, good!

Let all the insults - evaporate,

Wealth - sail in silence!

And begin to be inspired by a dream,

And will be happy - from the heart!

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Outside the window a blizzard blowing snow

And it shines on the fur-tree outfit

But dearer to me than your smile tender,

Your beautiful and radiant look!

I want to congratulate you now,

Next you want to be with me,

I without you after new year and to present,

I do not miss you, my darling!

I wish you to believe in predictions,

They were not invented for nothing our people ...

And then everything will come true desire Mama,

you have the New Year!

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Let the New Year, we will not give trouble,

Let him bring us good,

Let it not add your wrinkles,

Let saves you from worries!

Let the New Year, dear mother,

You promises to fulfill dreams

Vows to close the wounds,

Better just because you deserve!

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Suppose that under the dark firmament,

Circling the quiet white snow,

Happy New Year

And I hasten to your light.

Give a bit of luck,

Give your heat

Mom, give me your affection,

Let me feel good!

Let everything happen today,

Waiting for us a new twist

Let the dream come true

In the holiday - New Year!